I get some doozies too, if I've eaten the wrong thing, and mine are side effects from my gastric bypass surgery 3 and half years ago. I posted one earlier on in the thread, I'll find it again and re-post it. And here it is, straight from another forum I post on, I just copied it from there.
As I'm sure many of you know, my best friend and I went to Florida for my birthday in November, (and I am going thru Disney withdrawals now), but I live to tell the story that WLS gas kills small children, lol.
Other than the fact that I "treated" Bethany all week with some stinkers (and she had to chase me around the room with air freshener, lol), I made a family in the aptly named "Pooh" ride line up gag and make comments, but what comes next is a doozy!
It was our last night at the parks, and we were on the shuttle back to our resort after Extra Magic Hours, we were both tired and achy from being on our feet all day, and it was dark on the bus, being after midnight, so I let a silent but TOXIC one rip, lol, and these southern guys decided they would comment on it, and Bethany and I were just CRACKING up over their comments, until the automated announcement to take small children by the hand, when one of the guys said "the children are dead, the smell suffocated them!", by that time we were CRYING and doubled over busting a gut laughing, it was even funnier with the southern accent.
I had to share that story with you all, especially you newbies and pre-ops, that post wls gas IS deadly enough to kill small children!