Okay, so, today the dog's anal glands leaked on my brother's bed, leaving a spot about two inches in diameter. And trust me, it reeked. I'm a little ashamed to say that I laughed myself into tears at the way my brother carried on about it. This isn't as cruel as it sounds. He's a notorious ham, and was playing it up for laughs. The poor dog, on the other hand, looked morbidly embarrassed.
Don't worry, she wasn't scolded. My brother actually found out when he saw how guilty she looked, and he went over to investigate.