My spouse was sick on the weekend with food poisoning. Both ends. On Sunday when she thought she was getting better, she ventured into the bathroom without a garbage can to catch the puke. Bad idea. I heard her call for a bucket and rushed to help, but as I entered the bathroom she couldn't hold it and ended up puking toward me, getting some in the bucket but a lot on the floor, tub and door. The interesting thing was that it was bright, bright blue, because she'd been drinking sports drinks to try and rehydrate herself. (Later we found out that you need to dilute the sports drinks because the high sugar content makes the runs even worse.) She had to take a shower because she'd also gotten herself. I changed my clothes but it was too late, I got sick a day later.
What's funny is that yesterday, feeling perfectly fine, she decided to finish up the sports drink. She had to remove the lid to take out a seal, then she put it back on incorrectly and went to drink... and SPLOOSH bright blue liquid all down her front. Back into the shower. I commented that at least it smelled a lot better this time...