Mom and I both got hit by some sort of bug, it's not the flu, but it has some similar symptoms. Today, because she was feeling better, mom decided to have her morning coffee because she missed it the past couple of days.
She just barely got to work in time to hit the bathroom, and the coffee, erm, squirted out. The funny, if gross part, was that someone else in the bathroom said, "Wow! That coffee smells fantastic."