First time in this thread but I've read everything and Vorbau can add me to the fan club!
I keep a small garden in the front of my house with a few holly bushes, some phlox, and what I call grass plants that resemble overgrown clumps of grass. They're very common in my area and make a decent border plant on the edge of the garden.
Last week I was weeding, watering, etc. when I noticed what I thought was an oddly-shaped piece of mulch nestled in among the grass plants. Nope - it was a cat turd (is 'turd' an approved eHell word?
I was grossed out to have cat feces in my bare hands (
) and flung it out into the front yard in surprise. Later, when I was pulling weeds out of the lawn and hunting down the cat poo, I couldn't find it. Anywhere! I eventually gave up and went back in for the night.
Come last week I'm mowing the front yard and look down in surprise to see a white-hair-encrusted cat turd! It was so disgusting and so hysterical just sitting there in the middle of the yard. I have a cat myself but she's a pretty-pretty princess and will go indoors to use the litterbox instead of going outside. So it might have been hers but I'm blaming the neighborhood strays for the case of "Airborn Cat Biscuits".