Two of my coworkers told me this one this morning.
They happened to both be at the same restaurant and saw the same thing.
The waitress was wearing a very, very, veeerrry short skirt.
So short than when she bent over to pick up menus, drop of plates etc, her behind fell out.
(That was how one viewer put it - her behind fell out.)
Not appetizing at a restaurant.
Since her behind was falling out, it was also clear that she was not wearing any form of underwear.
So it was bare skin that was exposed.
Even more unappetizing.
What ramped up the gross factor, and made both of my coworker's skip eating, was the clearly visible string hanging down between her legs...
(They weren't the only ones to notice, their male companions asked "Isn't there some kind of girl code where you have to tell her you can see that?")
Somebody must have said something, because the waitress eventually went into the back and did not return.
They still skipped lunch.