Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart

[KimberlyM]

My sister videotaped my c-section and subsequent tubal ligation.  Everyone I know saw it, but me.  Her daughter ultimately deleted it from the computer because my sister used it to gross out all nieces friends.  She didn't know I hadn't seen it (and wanted to!).  No video equipment was allowed in the OR so my sister took her digital camera and acted like she was taking tons of still shots, when it reality it was recording the entire mess.

[diesel_darlin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Enjoy 

[Mental Magpie]

Bahahaha, I may have to buy some!

[greencat]

Oh....I can't breathe.  Where's my inhaler?  And my rolling on the floor laughing smiley?

[Dazi]

My DH made me watch that a few days ago...it's just hysterical.     I might have to get some just because it's the funniest dingdangity advertisement I've ever seen.

[Reika]

I'm wondering how many times that actress had to do her scenes, because it must've been difficult to keep a straight face while making that commercial.

[Elfmama]

She was really channeling her inner June Cleaver, wasn't she? 

[deadbody]

Oddly enough we actually have a bottle of that product at the house.  And it works.

[Kaire]

When I have time I will have to post some stories, but for now I just want to say I stayed 20 mins. late after work to finish reading this thread.  I read the whole thing.  All 287 or so pages of it and it took me about a month reading in bits and pieces.

In the beginning I couldn't eat lunch while reading, today I licked dorito powder off my fingers while reading about poop between toes and various vomit stories. 

It's been a long week, yesterday was not a fun day, but was improved by a call from BF asking if I could look at the pimple/growth on the back of his neck when I got home.  He was afraid I'd forget.  Like I could??

I was so hopeful after all these stories that I pounced when I got home.

Nothing.

Denied.

I'm hoping I made it mad last night and it will be much more rewarding tonight!

[Reika]

The last couple of days I felt like a blister was forming in the middle of the ball of my foot, but couldn't see anything. Today it was particularly painful at work, so during lunch I went into the bathroom to see if I could finally get the darn thing. I'd just removed my shoe and sock, got my foot on my knee, flexed it as I tried to see what the heck was going on.

Well, it "popped" and fluid went squirting. Thankfully onto the floor in the empty stall next to me and not my face or clothing. It's still sore, but feels much better now.

No clue what caused it either.

[diesel_darlin]

Oddly enough we actually have a bottle of that product at the house.  And it works.

[magicdomino]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Enjoy 

I finally had a chance to watch this, and it was worth the wait.   

[OSUJillyBean]

Fun fact - if you bring home an uneaten watermelon from a family lake day and forget about it and leave it in the cooler in your garage for several months, the watermelon will disintegrate into water and maggots, who believe your cooler is their primo-deluxe swimming pool.

We threw out the cooler and bought a new one.  There isn't enough bleach in the world.

[wonderfullyanonymous]

We have a lovely virus going around work, and one of my coworkers was blowing her nose. I am grossed out by snot, more than vomit, so I am trying really hard not to gag. What took the cake was when she told me snot comes out of her eye when she blows her nose. I had to walk away from her. I was laughing, and telling her how disgusting that was.

[Ms_Cellany]

At the dentist yesterday, I asked her to take a look at a perpetual canker sore. It's been driving me nuts for months; it's right in the hinge of my jaw, i pop it, it goes away, it comes back.

She said "That's not an aphthous ulcer - that's a clogged salivary gland."  She put a blunt probe in the duct and cleared out a mucus plug. It didn't hurt, but I held very, very still. I was disappointed she didn't show me the plug after she'd removed it.