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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4335 on: September 30, 2013, 07:16:55 PM »
I just attended special teams academy this past week.  Part of the training was getting sprayed with oleoresin capsicum (pretty much pepper spray) directly in the face.  The amount of snot I produced was phenomenal.  The grossest part was 14 people blowing snot rocks in unison while a drill instructor called the cadence.

Him: "In cadence!"
Us: "In cadence!"
Him in a four count "Plug, breathe, blow, wipe. Plug, breathe, blow, wipe."

Please tell me you are posting that to YouTube.

There aren't any videos :( otherwise I would.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4336 on: October 01, 2013, 12:53:59 PM »
I'm getting over my annual bout of bronchitis.  This year added a new twist: lung crackles!  It sounded like gerbils were having a bubble-wrap party in my lungs.

I went to the ER on Sunday (the crackles were worrisome, and my doc wasn't open). I loved the nurse. He listened to my lungs and went, "MMmm, crunchy!"
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4337 on: October 01, 2013, 01:18:30 PM »
A squirrel having a bad day:


A squirrel having a REALLY bad day:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTL4FarhkCLAJIuZPMBAoPovu-GeJMDOATWtxm-uOwXGc4vOuK

(Didn't want to post in case it's too icky!)

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4338 on: October 01, 2013, 03:10:09 PM »
A squirrel having a bad day:


A squirrel having a REALLY bad day:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTL4FarhkCLAJIuZPMBAoPovu-GeJMDOATWtxm-uOwXGc4vOuK

(Didn't want to post in case it's too icky!)

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4339 on: October 01, 2013, 03:17:21 PM »
Apparently soft waffles can make violinp throw up so hard she gives her a bloody nose IN BOTH NOSTRILS. Nyahhh, that was nasty.

At least my parents were already at work, though, because my dad is a sympathy - vomiter.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4340 on: October 01, 2013, 05:14:27 PM »
A squirrel having a bad day:


A squirrel having a REALLY bad day:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTL4FarhkCLAJIuZPMBAoPovu-GeJMDOATWtxm-uOwXGc4vOuK

(Didn't want to post in case it's too icky!)

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Do they consider squirrels for Darwin Awards?  He certainly looks like he could be taking himself out of the gene pool.....
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4342 on: October 01, 2013, 06:45:08 PM »
Poor spider :(  Both for being squished and for being infected with that!



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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4345 on: October 02, 2013, 11:25:37 AM »
http://u2037p1088.ilyke.net/squished-a-huge-spider--this-monstrosity-slithered-out-of-it----/37283

Of all the things I've seen on this thread, this actually makes me feel queasy. And probably thanks to the popcorn some girl's eating in a nearby cube, I won't be able to eat popcorn for a while either.

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4346 on: October 02, 2013, 02:26:36 PM »


Ladies and gentlemen - the Asian giant hornet.   They're huge, aggressive, and the sting will shut down your kidneys.

Best part of all?  Has been sighted in Illinois! 

/back to your regularly-scheduled icky.

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4347 on: October 02, 2013, 02:38:50 PM »
Dang, I just had a completely instinctive response to that picture.

"Run away, run away!"

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4348 on: October 02, 2013, 02:46:23 PM »
I REALLY hope that those are dead posing on someone's hand. Really.

Wow. Two bug posts in a row that make me all icky inside. I mean, I'm okay with most bugs, but bugs inside bugs and huge hand-size bugs tend to get me.

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4349 on: October 02, 2013, 03:14:39 PM »
I REALLY hope that those are dead posing on someone's hand. Really.

Wow. Two bug posts in a row that make me all icky inside. I mean, I'm okay with most bugs, but bugs inside bugs and huge hand-size bugs tend to get me.

Yes - they're dead.  They're lethal to humans after all!   :o