Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart

[Mental Magpie]

I just attended special teams academy this past week.  Part of the training was getting sprayed with oleoresin capsicum (pretty much pepper spray) directly in the face.  The amount of snot I produced was phenomenal.  The grossest part was 14 people blowing snot rocks in unison while a drill instructor called the cadence.

Him: "In cadence!"
Us: "In cadence!"
Him in a four count "Plug, breathe, blow, wipe. Plug, breathe, blow, wipe."

Please tell me you are posting that to YouTube.

There aren't any videos otherwise I would.

[Ms_Cellany]

I'm getting over my annual bout of bronchitis.  This year added a new twist: lung crackles!  It sounded like gerbils were having a bubble-wrap party in my lungs.

I went to the ER on Sunday (the crackles were worrisome, and my doc wasn't open). I loved the nurse. He listened to my lungs and went, "MMmm, crunchy!"

[OSUJillyBean]

A squirrel having a bad day:


A squirrel having a REALLY bad day:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTL4FarhkCLAJIuZPMBAoPovu-GeJMDOATWtxm-uOwXGc4vOuK

(Didn't want to post in case it's too icky!)

[cwm]

A squirrel having a bad day:


A squirrel having a REALLY bad day:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTL4FarhkCLAJIuZPMBAoPovu-GeJMDOATWtxm-uOwXGc4vOuK

(Didn't want to post in case it's too icky!)

        

There are no words...

[violinp]

Apparently soft waffles can make violinp throw up so hard she gives her a bloody nose IN BOTH NOSTRILS. Nyahhh, that was nasty.

At least my parents were already at work, though, because my dad is a sympathy - vomiter.

[VorFemme]

A squirrel having a bad day:


A squirrel having a REALLY bad day:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTL4FarhkCLAJIuZPMBAoPovu-GeJMDOATWtxm-uOwXGc4vOuK

(Didn't want to post in case it's too icky!)

        

There are no words...

Do they consider squirrels for Darwin Awards?  He certainly looks like he could be taking himself out of the gene pool.....

[Julia Mercer]

http://u2037p1088.ilyke.net/squished-a-huge-spider--this-monstrosity-slithered-out-of-it----/37283

[greencat]

Poor spider   Both for being squished and for being infected with that!

[wonderfullyanonymous]

http://u2037p1088.ilyke.net/squished-a-huge-spider--this-monstrosity-slithered-out-of-it----/37283

That is stuff nightmares come from...

[OSUJillyBean]

http://u2037p1088.ilyke.net/squished-a-huge-spider--this-monstrosity-slithered-out-of-it----/37283

Thanks for the nightmare fuel!!

[cwm]

http://u2037p1088.ilyke.net/squished-a-huge-spider--this-monstrosity-slithered-out-of-it----/37283

Of all the things I've seen on this thread, this actually makes me feel queasy. And probably thanks to the popcorn some girl's eating in a nearby cube, I won't be able to eat popcorn for a while either.

[OSUJillyBean]

Ladies and gentlemen - the Asian giant hornet.   They're huge, aggressive, and the sting will shut down your kidneys.

Best part of all?  Has been sighted in Illinois! 

/back to your regularly-scheduled icky.

[ladyknight1]

Dang, I just had a completely instinctive response to that picture.

"Run away, run away!"

[cwm]

I REALLY hope that those are dead posing on someone's hand. Really.

Wow. Two bug posts in a row that make me all icky inside. I mean, I'm okay with most bugs, but bugs inside bugs and huge hand-size bugs tend to get me.

[OSUJillyBean]

I REALLY hope that those are dead posing on someone's hand. Really.

Wow. Two bug posts in a row that make me all icky inside. I mean, I'm okay with most bugs, but bugs inside bugs and huge hand-size bugs tend to get me.

Yes - they're dead.  They're lethal to humans after all!