So... kitty has vet appt tomorrow to be neutered. Nothing after ten PM. Mom wanted me to feed him at eight, so he won't be as hungry tomorrow. Kitty is getting his uh... man parts taken away tomorrow, so I thought I would be a nice kitty mommy and feed him a full can of gooshy food instead of his normal half can. Yeah. No.
Ciaran saunters in, sits in the middle of my bed and starts making hurking noises. Not on my bed you don't! I toss him gently to the floor and he hurks a bit more. Wait a minute... MY FLOOR! Its carpet. I grab him and toss him into the tiled hallway.... as he is vomiting. Did you know kitties can paint a jackson pollock if they are tossed across a room while vomiting? I learned that tonight. It was partially on my floor, it was on my wall , but the majority of it was in the tiled hallway. I clean that up, and immediately come here to tell you all.... what does that say about me?