I put this here because the joke involves poop.
It is very cold here and our dog does not do well in the cold. Not surprisingly, at -25C she doesn't like to stay out long enough to poop.
So a couple of mornings a week in the winter I clean up a mess. Not a big deal, she always goes on the tile floor.
Tonight, she asked to go out and was out a long time. When I brought her in,, I realized she had done her thing outside and I wouldn't have to clean up a mess tomorrow. (Yay!)
I mentioned to DH that she had pooped and he replied "It is a far, far better poop that I go to.."
And, geek I am, I joined in and we proceeded to butcher Dickens by making the quote all about dog poop.
Because we are gross and geeky and we like to let out inner 12 year olds out.