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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4935 on: February 11, 2014, 02:53:14 PM »
Technicolor yawn. I just laughed so hard.

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I'm sure there are other fabulously descriptive terms out there!   ;D
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4936 on: February 11, 2014, 05:00:07 PM »
Praying at the porcelain altar.

Talking to Ralph.

something about a "dog's breakfast" - so called because they woke up the next day and saw the family dog...cleaning up after them....and got sick all over again
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4937 on: February 15, 2014, 11:27:17 AM »
I'm watching the Olympics and I've been watching short track speed skating.  I just made myself giggle with my 12 year old boy thoughts.  They skate nose to tail, quite literally.  And I had this insane idea that a skater should eat something like cabbage the night before the race to throw off his/her competitors, if s/he has the ability to go to the front.

Apparently, I never grew up...   ;D
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4938 on: February 15, 2014, 11:43:25 AM »
I'm watching the Olympics and I've been watching short track speed skating.  I just made myself giggle with my 12 year old boy thoughts.  They skate nose to tail, quite literally.  And I had this insane idea that a skater should eat something like cabbage the night before the race to throw off his/her competitors, if s/he has the ability to go to the front.

Apparently, I never grew up...   ;D

Oh gosh, that is hilarious. ;D ;D ;D Cabbage and beans!
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4939 on: February 15, 2014, 12:03:40 PM »
Someone edited farts into this figure-skating video: http://youtu.be/tMCOInQ0KKE
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4940 on: February 15, 2014, 12:09:23 PM »
I figured out the other day that the stomach pains I get whenever I have to work overtime isn't from stress. It's because I have to hold my farts in for a few extra hours, instead of getting in my car and letting them rip at 5:02pm like I do normally.

Of course then I pretty much gas myself on my 20 minute drive home. I can't wait for summer when I can roll my windows down and not freeze!

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4941 on: February 15, 2014, 04:14:46 PM »
I had some abdominal discomfort this morning, and realized while shopping at Wal-mart that I needed the facilities. I found that the one at the rear of the store was being cleaned and closed. I headed up front and just barely made it. First I have had in a while to that extent.
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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4942 on: February 15, 2014, 04:24:53 PM »
Someone edited farts into this figure-skating video: http://youtu.be/tMCOInQ0KKE

OK. I'm a middle-aged mom and well-educated, but that made me laugh.

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4943 on: February 15, 2014, 04:42:35 PM »
I'm watching the Olympics and I've been watching short track speed skating.  I just made myself giggle with my 12 year old boy thoughts.  They skate nose to tail, quite literally.  And I had this insane idea that a skater should eat something like cabbage the night before the race to throw off his/her competitors, if s/he has the ability to go to the front.

Apparently, I never grew up...   ;D

Would it count as jet propulsion?  An unfair advantage?   >:D

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4944 on: February 15, 2014, 04:44:46 PM »
Technicolor yawn. I just laughed so hard.

Also known as driving the porcelain bus, talking to Huey and Ralph on the porcelain phone, or praying on the porcelain phone. 

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4945 on: February 15, 2014, 05:30:31 PM »
Someone edited farts into this figure-skating video: http://youtu.be/tMCOInQ0KKE

Farts are funny.   :D

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4946 on: February 16, 2014, 07:00:28 PM »
I figured out the other day that the stomach pains I get whenever I have to work overtime isn't from stress. It's because I have to hold my farts in for a few extra hours, instead of getting in my car and letting them rip at 5:02pm like I do normally.

Of course then I pretty much gas myself on my 20 minute drive home. I can't wait for summer when I can roll my windows down and not freeze!

I don't hold them in, and wouldn't if I were you.  Granted, I try not to let 'em rip when there are other people around if I think they'll stink or make noise, but if they're quiet and scentless, out they go.

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4947 on: February 16, 2014, 07:30:09 PM »
We always called it talking to Beulah on the porcelain throne. :)


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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4948 on: February 16, 2014, 07:43:55 PM »
So, evidently, my new boots are causing blisters on the tips of my toes. I hadn't noticed them until I put the same boots on today, after an interim of 4 days. The blisters on the biggest 3 toes on each foot burst simultaneously (for each foot) as I put the boots on. It felt oddly like my feet were trying to jet-propel themselves out of said feet. It didn't work - I only ended up with dampish socks and huge amounts of loose skin on the tip of each toe. They're not really painful, just disgusting.

I think I will be careful about wearing said boots in the future.

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Re: Gross out-- Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #4949 on: February 17, 2014, 05:25:07 AM »
So, evidently, my new boots are causing blisters on the tips of my toes. I hadn't noticed them until I put the same boots on today, after an interim of 4 days. The blisters on the biggest 3 toes on each foot burst simultaneously (for each foot) as I put the boots on. It felt oddly like my feet were trying to jet-propel themselves out of said feet. It didn't work - I only ended up with dampish socks and huge amounts of loose skin on the tip of each toe. They're not really painful, just disgusting.

I think I will be careful about wearing said boots in the future.

I misread "said" boots as "sad" boots.  I wondered what on Earth could have happened to make your boots so melancholy.  Maybe he had lost his sole mate?
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