The following involves multiple types of bodily fluids, was gross and embarrasing for me, and was gross for my doctor.
You have been warned...I cannot believe I am typing this, but I need to tell someone!
On the 18th, I went in for the appointment where my hysterectomy was scheduled- I have been dealing with allergies, I have been bleeding constantly for the last almost month, and I had to have a full bladder, as they were planning on doing a trans-vag ultrasound (this is where they do an ultrasound of your insides, but the wand they used is designed to be inserted in the..well...eah.)
So, I am in stirrups, with the doctor taking a look at what's going on, full bladder, and I sneeze- no warning to anyone, no nose tickle, jsut a voilent sneeze.
The sneezing caused me to pee a little- on the doctor. Due to the heavy bleeding and the ultrasound wand and being in stirrups, I also leaked some blood- all over the doctor.
To give my doc and his nurses the credit they deserve- Doc asked a nurse if she could take over the ultrasound for a moment, told me he would be right back- drew the curtain, opened the door, walked out, changed his jacket, shirt, glozes, and washed up, came back in, took over for the nurse, and assured me it was neither the first or the last time it has happened, not to be embarrased, and that it was OK