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  • November 20, 2017, 07:16:25 PM

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Dr. F.

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1080 on: August 03, 2017, 07:28:17 PM »
Dear Cimmy,

We've discussed this before. Mommy's purse is not, repeat NOT, a toy. I know sometimes I forget and leave it hanging on a chair, but that's no excuse. But this time? Getting into the purse, pulling out my wallet, opening it and then frisking up to me with a $20 bill in your mouth, asking to play tug-of-war with it? Oh no. Nononononono. At least you've finally learned the "Drop It" command. I hope the toothmarks don't bother anyone I pay with it.

Your Mommy who has decided that you're staying.

andi

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1081 on: August 03, 2017, 09:50:40 PM »
 Bailey and Jack,

 I'm not sure which one of you did it, but we do not tee tee in mommy's bedroom. That is a no. You both know to go potty outside.


JadeAngel

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1082 on: August 04, 2017, 12:39:46 AM »
Dear Scout,

Those were brand new Italian leather gloves!

That being said, we really shouldn't have left them on the floor.

Please stick to chewing your toys in future.

Kind Regards,
The Management

Gladly

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1083 on: August 17, 2017, 03:02:44 AM »
Dear Amelia,

You and your brother are going to stay with Auntie Pat on Saturday while the non-furries go on holiday. You both love being there and playing with her dogs.   The others are going to Auntie Melanie's. I know you didn't do it on purpose, but why did you decide to come into season now of all times - a good month and a half early?  Now we have 48 hours to make different arrangements - both groups include a boy dog and both Pat and Melanie have boy dogs of their own, so you aren't making things easy. 

Your frustrated Mum.

CrochetFanatic

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1084 on: August 18, 2017, 08:06:35 PM »
Dear Daisy,

I don't have night vision, so when you sleep on the floor please try to find a place with little to no foot traffic.  Also, I'm sorry for blinding you with the hallway light, but I think you'd prefer that to being stepped on.

Love,
CrochetFanatic

Fenland Fairy

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1085 on: August 20, 2017, 05:28:01 PM »
Elsa, you don't need to howl/yodel when your Dad takes your sister and brother out for their walks.  He will take you out afterwards and hasn't forgotten about you ;D.

Have three Irish Setters of which one, Spice is ball mad, carries her tennis ball whilst walking.  Rusty who has his nose to the ground scenting out "prey" rabbits, game birds etc.   Elsa is our youngest and loves everyone and thinks the world revolves around her and has perfected the Dowager Countess of Grantham look/snort when she doesn't get her way! Which is often.

Gladly

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1086 on: November 14, 2017, 09:57:56 AM »
Dear Robin,

Yes, we were all pleased to get home last night after a 7.5 hour journey.  I know you have to check that everything is in its proper place in the house and garden immediately, and I know that it was ungrateful to react the way I did when you ran back into the house with the gift you found for me. However it was a bit of a surprise to be presented with a still-twitching rat while I was unpacking the bags!

You are a very clever boy, and I agree that the garden is a better place without the rat. Can we do a deal? I'll try not to squeak and shout for Daddy next time you find a present for me, if you warn me next time before dropping it at my feet?

The furless one who is having to put up with DH's teasing.