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Dr. F.

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1080 on: August 03, 2017, 07:28:17 PM »
Dear Cimmy,

We've discussed this before. Mommy's purse is not, repeat NOT, a toy. I know sometimes I forget and leave it hanging on a chair, but that's no excuse. But this time? Getting into the purse, pulling out my wallet, opening it and then frisking up to me with a $20 bill in your mouth, asking to play tug-of-war with it? Oh no. Nononononono. At least you've finally learned the "Drop It" command. I hope the toothmarks don't bother anyone I pay with it.

Your Mommy who has decided that you're staying.

andi

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1081 on: August 03, 2017, 09:50:40 PM »
 Bailey and Jack,

 I'm not sure which one of you did it, but we do not tee tee in mommy's bedroom. That is a no. You both know to go potty outside.


JadeAngel

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1082 on: August 04, 2017, 12:39:46 AM »
Dear Scout,

Those were brand new Italian leather gloves!

That being said, we really shouldn't have left them on the floor.

Please stick to chewing your toys in future.

Kind Regards,
The Management

Gladly

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1083 on: August 17, 2017, 03:02:44 AM »
Dear Amelia,

You and your brother are going to stay with Auntie Pat on Saturday while the non-furries go on holiday. You both love being there and playing with her dogs.   The others are going to Auntie Melanie's. I know you didn't do it on purpose, but why did you decide to come into season now of all times - a good month and a half early?  Now we have 48 hours to make different arrangements - both groups include a boy dog and both Pat and Melanie have boy dogs of their own, so you aren't making things easy. 

Your frustrated Mum.

CrochetFanatic

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1084 on: August 18, 2017, 08:06:35 PM »
Dear Daisy,

I don't have night vision, so when you sleep on the floor please try to find a place with little to no foot traffic.  Also, I'm sorry for blinding you with the hallway light, but I think you'd prefer that to being stepped on.

Love,
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Fenland Fairy

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1085 on: August 20, 2017, 05:28:01 PM »
Elsa, you don't need to howl/yodel when your Dad takes your sister and brother out for their walks.  He will take you out afterwards and hasn't forgotten about you ;D.

Have three Irish Setters of which one, Spice is ball mad, carries her tennis ball whilst walking.  Rusty who has his nose to the ground scenting out "prey" rabbits, game birds etc.   Elsa is our youngest and loves everyone and thinks the world revolves around her and has perfected the Dowager Countess of Grantham look/snort when she doesn't get her way! Which is often.

Gladly

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1086 on: November 14, 2017, 09:57:56 AM »
Dear Robin,

Yes, we were all pleased to get home last night after a 7.5 hour journey.  I know you have to check that everything is in its proper place in the house and garden immediately, and I know that it was ungrateful to react the way I did when you ran back into the house with the gift you found for me. However it was a bit of a surprise to be presented with a still-twitching rat while I was unpacking the bags!

You are a very clever boy, and I agree that the garden is a better place without the rat. Can we do a deal? I'll try not to squeak and shout for Daddy next time you find a present for me, if you warn me next time before dropping it at my feet?

The furless one who is having to put up with DH's teasing.

Nikko-chan

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1087 on: November 21, 2017, 11:17:33 PM »
Dear Jasper:

Just because I yawned does not mean we are going to bed.

Sincerely,

The not even tired one.

Lady Snowdon

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1088 on: November 24, 2017, 07:01:51 PM »
Dear Smokey,

You're getting old, my pet, and your people have decided that your regular boarding place isn't the greatest idea for you for a whole week.  It's just too much excitement and running and playing.  You were so sore last time you came back from there that I honestly thought for a few hours that you might be dying!  So we're looking into having someone board you at their house while we're gone for Christmas.  We're meeting with her and her dogs on Sunday - please be a sweet, well behaved dog so she agrees to watch you! 

Love,

The person who you wake up in the morning

Gladly

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1089 on: December 12, 2017, 06:04:52 AM »
Dear Zoe,

It's snow.  It happens from time to time.  The other dogs think it's fantastic fun.  I can't make it any less cold or any less wet, so please stop glaring at me every time I force ask you to go outside.  I will stay outside with you until you do what is necessary.  We would both be back in the warm much quicker if you stopped trying to get in through the closed door and did what I know you need to do!

[not much] Love,

The cold staff

gingerzing

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1090 on: December 21, 2017, 10:35:04 AM »
Sadie Grace!
The Cone of Shame is supposed to stop you from gnawing on your hindquarters.  How is it that you can still get to that spot?

Frustrated Momma

(It is a soft version that I have had for about 8 years.  I finally just clipped part of it close so she really has limited scope.  Thankfully all she really needs to do is sleep today)

Outdoor Girl

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1091 on: February 14, 2018, 10:52:48 AM »
Dear Wolfie:

Dogs do not belong on the table!  I know that gravy boat was really tempting but how the heck did you even get up there?  There were no chairs pulled out.  And if you took a flying leap off the top of the sofa to get there, how did you do it silently?  Seriously, dog, we should farm you out to the secret service.  You had to have been up there for a couple of minutes without us (four) even noticing from the very next room in an open concept kitchen/living area.  Only reason you were busted is you somehow made the gravy boat clink.  But not until you'd pretty much cleaned it out.  I really didn't need to put that thing in the dishwasher, by appearances.

Dear Crash:

I repeat, dogs do not belong on the table.  I'm still trying to forget the great butter caper of '16.  I'm not sure I will ever forget the smell of that butter coming back up again.  You were a sick little puppy for a while.  And you still didn't learn.  I'm quite sure that it was you who ate the butter at Thanksgiving.
After cleaning out my Dad's house, I have this advice:  If you haven't used it in a year, throw it out!!!!.
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siamesecat2965

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1092 on: February 26, 2018, 12:34:01 PM »
 Dear Puppy Nephew,
I know its raining out. I also know you despise water in any shape or form. I get it. I really do. But…in the time you went out, down the steps, and stared at me like I was torturing you for making you go out, you could have gone and done your business and been back inside!

Gladly

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1093 on: February 27, 2018, 07:26:25 AM »
Dear Puppy Nephew,

Hoomins just don't understand how delicate we dogs are.  My hoomin made me go out in nasty cold stuff called snow!  Can you believe it??

Luv

Zoe

siamesecat2965

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #1094 on: February 28, 2018, 08:35:17 AM »
Dear Puppy Nephew,

Hoomins just don't understand how delicate we dogs are.  My hoomin made me go out in nasty cold stuff called snow!  Can you believe it??

Luv

Zoe

Dear Zoe,
I know, isn't it horrible? The things those hoomins make us do?

Love,
Puppy Nephew