You have to get up when we get up. I know 0600 is early, but when we try to put you outside in the morning because we're going to be gone most of the day and you wag your tail at us and roll away as you are still trying to sleep, it's frustrating.
Also, you are 70lbs. Please do not sit on us and watch where you step. Thanks
Furthermore, just because it's alcohol, doesn't mean it's yours. This habit of knocking people's glasses, spilling their drinking on them and then licking it off is making us think maybe you need to be enrolled in some kind of program.
Lastely, we've decided you're cute. Don't let it go to your head.