Dear Harley, my friends neurotic german shepard,
For the love of all that's holy, please quit breaking windows at your parents home. You have already knocked an entire window out of the frame, and now have damaged the front glass panel door by adding a very large crack into it. You also scared the post man so bad your parents had to put in a new mailbox away from the house. No, the people walking across the street are not dangerous, they are just out for a walk. They have already invested in a electronic fence and collar to keep you away from the rest of the windows, had to by you a shock collar as well, and now your mom just told me she had to schedule another training session. So please quit costing them money that could be spent on toys for you if you would behave.