Are you trying to drive me mad? What have I done to you lately???
So far this week you have escaped the yard and after being gone overnight turned up at the pound. Yeah, I am still mad about the $400 it cost to bail you out - you evil mutt.
Then last night I get home, and find the kitty litter spread across the floor of the toilet, laundry and kitchen. I know it was you, because 1, you were the only one inside, and 2, you still had pieces of it stuck in your whiskers and face!
I know you didn't enjoy the bath, but trust me, I didn't enjoy picking pieces of dirty kitty litter out from between your toes!
It took me over an hour to sweep, vacuum and mop the floors you desecrated. You have now been renamed from a silky Terrier, to a silky terror! You are 13 years old for goodness sake! You should know better!
Not feeling the love,
Thank you for being such a good dog and staying out of the mess your sister caused. By the way, I saw you smooching the cat this morning - so the tough girl act is blown! You are such a good girl.