I love you quite a bit, and I especially love going out to play with you in the backyard. That being said, I don't think it was necessary to spend 5 minutes last night chasing you around the tree as you tried to eat dead grass. Think about it, dog. That's just a silly, stupid thing to do. Then again, most of the time you are a silly, stupid dog. Also, we moved your bed into our room so that you would be more likely to sleep on your bed, not take over our bed. Kindly stop thinking of our bed as yours, and stop making heartbreaking noises when we force you to lay on your bed. I promise, it really is comfortable!