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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #120 on: April 12, 2010, 01:49:21 AM »

Dear Jayna,

I love you. I really do. That does not mean i want to sleep with your butt in my face. Please find another way to cuddle.


P.S. If you could stop farting under the covers that would be cool, too. I know Alpha and i always blame you, but you don't need to prove anything. We all know you are just a scapegoat.

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the other one

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #121 on: April 12, 2010, 07:41:27 AM »
Dear Smokey,
Another letter, dog.  How many of these will I have to write?

In any case, this is more of a reminder than anything else.  When the people let you out at night, it's because they feel you might need to go potty.  It is not very nice to promptly lay down and try to go to sleep outside when the people let you out.  It's also not very nice to refuse to get back up, and make your dad go get you.  Please don't do this anymore.  You can be flat inside as much as you want, just don't be flat outside late at night!

Love,
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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #122 on: April 12, 2010, 09:25:12 AM »
Dear Dog:

I know you like to munch on tree branches. It's even kind of cute to see you trotting past with a stick bigger than your entire body in your mouth. However, when that trot changes to gallop, you have a tendency to kneecap the people, and we don't like that. If you keep on whacking us in the knees with tree branches, we are going to put them all in the woodchipper, and then you'll have to take your daily wood pulp supplement in gelatin capsules.

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #123 on: April 12, 2010, 12:22:45 PM »
Dear Bean Dog,

Geeze you're cute. But when you choose to sleep with Grandpa, you gotta sleep with Grandpa, not sleep with him until 4:00 a.m., then come crying at my door to come spend the rest of the night with me.

Although I probably don't help matters by letting you in, huh?

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #124 on: April 12, 2010, 10:20:47 PM »
PHOEBE.

YOU JUST ATE A PAIR OF GLASSES. YOU ATE. A PAIR. OF GLASSES. THEY WERE NOT CHEAP.

ARRRGH.
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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #125 on: April 12, 2010, 10:45:22 PM »
PHOEBE.

YOU JUST ATE A PAIR OF GLASSES. YOU ATE. A PAIR. OF GLASSES. THEY WERE NOT CHEAP.

ARRRGH.

Arrrgh, yeah, sorry.
Jayna had a pretty big chewing phase. We thought it was over so we didn't think anything of leaving the GPS sitting on a table. Wrong! ...at least i don't need the GPS to see, though. I hope you can get them replaced.

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #126 on: April 12, 2010, 10:48:19 PM »
Yeah, they'll get replaced. They're not the biggest loss in the world, because she's already chewed them, but this time she destroyed a lens.

They're not mine, thank goodness (though she's gotten mine in the past).  ::)
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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #127 on: April 13, 2010, 01:08:50 AM »
My sister's dog, Max, ate a $600 spa pool cover and a leather sofa, the kids t-shirts (while they were still on said kids), sneakers, my fluffy winter slippers (actually that was kind of funny considering I was wearing them at the time), cricket balls (just the leather outside), the outside hose (that will teach it to spray him), the water pistol (was being used to correct these behaviours - and didn't that work well :rolleyes: ) and various other things - but he's still so cuuutee!

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #128 on: April 13, 2010, 04:16:10 AM »
My sister's dog, Max, ate a $600 spa pool cover and a leather sofa, the kids t-shirts (while they were still on said kids), sneakers, my fluffy winter slippers (actually that was kind of funny considering I was wearing them at the time), cricket balls (just the leather outside), the outside hose (that will teach it to spray him), the water pistol (was being used to correct these behaviours - and didn't that work well :rolleyes: ) and various other things - but he's still so cuuutee!
That's why the cute ones are so badly behaved - we love them too much!

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #129 on: April 13, 2010, 01:57:43 PM »
Dear Old Arthritic Dog that had to be carried up and down the stairs:

Rest in peace, Dear Girl. :'(

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #130 on: April 13, 2010, 02:26:57 PM »
Dear Old Arthritic Dog that had to be carried up and down the stairs:

Rest in peace, Dear Girl. :'(


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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #131 on: April 13, 2010, 02:30:08 PM »
Dear Old Arthritic Dog that had to be carried up and down the stairs:

Rest in peace, Dear Girl. :'(

(((Hugs))) She's running all over Heaven now.

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #132 on: April 13, 2010, 02:35:11 PM »
Dear Old Arthritic Dog that had to be carried up and down the stairs:

Rest in peace, Dear Girl. :'(

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #133 on: April 13, 2010, 02:46:36 PM »
Dear Old Arthritic Dog that had to be carried up and down the stairs:

Rest in peace, Dear Girl. :'(
This made me cry. I'm so sorry for your loss, Carnation.
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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #134 on: April 13, 2010, 05:11:07 PM »
Dear Old Arthritic Dog that had to be carried up and down the stairs:

Rest in peace, Dear Girl. :'(

I'm sorry for your loss...

*hug*