What was up with you this morning? You are an evil, evil dog! First, you behaved nicely when your dad took care of you, even though you usually don't behave when I take care of you in the morning. I guess dad was enough of a novelty in the morning that you didn't think you could get away with anything.
Then, when I took you to doggie daycare, you bolted out the car door and ran off to explore. At least you came when I called you, but it took you five minutes to come. After that, you stepped on the box of donuts I was bringing for the saintly people at doggie daycare who put up with you all day. That wasn't very nice! I hope playing today tires you out; I don't even want to imagine what you'll be like tonight!
your very confused mom