I forgot to mention how proud I am of you! When my friend came over with her dog Buddy and we went for a walk with the both of you, you were very calm, and you didn't growl or try to bite his face off. Good job!
You are the calmest girl in that house. Please stay that way.
It is not polite to jump on someone when they enter your home. I know you are excited to see me, but you weigh like 75 lbs. I barely weigh 90 wet. Stop it.
Quit jumping around like a rabbit that got into the sugar cubes. You are a lady, act like one!
Thank you for being normal. How do you stand to live in that house?