I apologize for all the people who were in our yard and making noises yesterday and today. I know that causes lots of anxiety for you, and you were really a good boy about keeping the freaking out and woofing to a minimum. Everyone is gone now, and there's no more work to be done on the house at the moment, so you can come out of hiding now, okay? And go back to curling up on the rug in the living room.
PS - you somehow managed to pee on your leash and your bird within the space of a single 24 hour period. Please stop, as the people do not have the resources to replace all your gear!