If you insist on sitting under the deck where I can't get at you, and barking your fool head off at whatever is under there (a cat???) for hours on end, then you will
get hosed again. I can't reach you but the hose can...
So will you.
Don't encourage them.
The cranky human
PS Molly* - failure to come in when you get called because it's getting dark doesn't help your cause. You know you were naughty, that's why you hid for the rest of the night once I did finally get you in. The other two dopey dogs knew they were in trouble but came in anyway. Having to chase you and finally catch you is too much. Lucky I am a forgiving sort, hey?
PPS y'all look adorable soaking wet and curly!
*Molly is the most incredibly stubborn dog. She also has a very tender conscience. She knows when she's been naughty (oh the guilty looks! the hiding under the bed! the head down, sneaking up to me for forgiveness!) It would make sense if she'd ever had more than a stern word...
Unfortunately the stubborn over-rules the conscience sometimes.