Dear Molly
I'm sorry you had to come to work with me today, but I can't ignore the sore paws and general grumpiness - something's wrong, you need to go to the vet, and I need to work, so here you are. Thankfully you've been such a good girl! But really, the elevator isn't going to eat you, there's no need to be so scared of it.
Dear Suzi
Molly hasn't had a fun day today, she's been to the doctor and is bored out of her mind in my office. So it's not an entertainment outing. I'm sorry you missed out on coming in too, but really it just isn't gonna happen. Barking and whining will not make it happen.
Dear Ella
Power cords are not chew toys. Particularly when they're plugged in and actively charging something. If you'd electrocuted your silly self I would not have been surprised. I'm also surprised my device survived. Next time I may seriously consider making a new hat out of your hide, missy! [Not really, but good grief!]
Love
the provider of treats and warm lap and cuddles