I know the weather has been very wet recently, and the air damp even when water is not falling from the sky. I don't know why last night and tonight you decided to play "stair monster" but this needs to stop. You look cute, but the flaying of the skin is decidedly less so. I had to arm myself with the water gun to go back downstairs. Your "I'm so abused" body language, as you hide behind furniture, is rather less guilt inducing while I am still bleeding!
The really big cat toy, apparently
P.s. this is why you were almost introduced to the vet as dingdangity-it Cat mylastname
ETA, yeah, while cute, dingdangity is not the cat's almost name....