Dear Phinneus & Madelyne,
You 2 weigh a combined 5 lbs..how is it you sound like an invading army when you are racing through the house? Do you 2 ever sleep??? The wrestling and chasing is absolutely unnecessary due to the fact you are systematically destroying my house. If you both don't soon get some manners, I will never find your furr ever homes and I will be stuck with you . You are sweet and adorable, but I am getting the crazy cat lady reputation (4 indoor cats, 1 reclusive basement cat I am trying to socialize, 2 indoor fosters, and 9 ferals in my colony). Also, Miss Madelyne, you are an absolute sweetie, and we love your cuddles and kisses, but licking my forehead at an ungodly hour when I am sleeping cause me to slap my forehead and wake up, which cause you a trip out of the bedroom. Please stop with middle of the night kisses.
The woman getting strange looks at Walmart for buying 40lbs of cat food and 3 mega boxes of cat litter each week