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Ser Lucien Liliane:
Dear Sophie,

Will you STOP trying to lull the dog into a false sense of security? It's not working. Nuzzling up to him like he's the best thing since sliced bread only makes him that little bit more suspicious of you. Until he forgets five minutes later and lets you coax him up the stairs again, anyway...

Dear Lily,

Speaking of sliced bread, you really need to not eat any bread products, or in fact any food, inadvertently left on the stove downstairs. The parents are getting mightily sick of throwing out food with angry kitty teeth marks in it.

Dear Rika,

I'm very pleased that you've learned to play, but please, stop chasing the kitten across the room at full speed, you sound like an elephant on methamphetamines.

Dear Branwen,

Why, why, WHY can't you hork in the kitchen or bathroom where it's easy to clean up?! >:(

Sigh,
The Not-Furry One.

Nikko-chan:
Dear Ciaran,

I know you love to sit in the sink while i am taking a bath. I don't mind it. But will you please stop sitting on the sink and staring at me like you want to kill me and eat my carcass?

Sincerely

Your very creeped out (and scared) mama.

ladyknight1:
Oh, and Mocha, even if I didn't know that you are biologically female, your crazy attraction to sparkly jewelry would tell me.

Elfmama:

--- Quote from: Nikko-chan on November 19, 2013, 08:23:46 PM ---Dear Ciaran,

I know you love to sit in the sink while i am taking a bath. I don't mind it. But will you please stop sitting on the sink and staring at me like you want to kill me and eat my carcass?

Sincerely

Your very creeped out (and scared) mama.

--- End quote ---
Dear Mama,

I am staring at you because I cannot believe my eyes.  You are totally immersing yourself in that evil liquid, WATER!  What on earth is the matter with you?!  I KNOW that you have a perfectly good tongue, because I hear you make mouth noises with it!  Bathe with it, the way Bast intended!

Love, Ciaran

snowfire:

--- Quote from: Tea Drinker on November 19, 2013, 06:51:48 PM ---
--- Quote from: snowfire on November 19, 2013, 06:30:19 PM ---Scooter,

I am willing to pet you and cuddle you.  You don't have to sit right in front of the monitor to get my attention. 

Your loving human.

--- End quote ---
But you sometimes wait whole minutes before stroking me otherwise!

And there are otters and birds on the monitor.

--- End quote ---

Actually, there were three kitten cams and EHell in 4 different windows.  ;D  At least she doesn't lie on my hands like my 16 pound tomcat, or insist in being held like a baby like one of the others. 

Cats.....what are you going to do????  ;D

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