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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1560 on: March 28, 2014, 05:44:23 PM »
Oh my goodness! They are so adorable! So fluffy and wee and eeeeeee! <3
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1561 on: March 31, 2014, 11:35:01 AM »
Dear Mr. Dudley,

I know that you consider anything on the floor to be a cat toy, and you have decreed that this applies to my slippers.  But I was wearing said slipped at the time.  Trying to get ready for work while a cat has his front legs wrapped around my ankle as he licks my ankle is one of the most ticklish things I have ever experienced.

When I try to walk away, you are supposed to let go.  But not you!  You tighten your grip, and I look down to see that I am dragging you belly first across the bathroon floor, your back legs dangling behind you like you are a piece of toilet paper stuck on my slipper.

This is just too funny, and I have to get to work!
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« Reply #1562 on: March 31, 2014, 11:45:30 AM »

DH fell in love with the little quiet female with the pink nose and lips who was acting so quiet and sweet.  Little did we know she was just worn out and we adopted what we think was the alpha of the litter.  Imagine our surprise when the little ball of fluff could intimidate our large yellow lab and bully the adult cats out of their food.  This is the same cat who was zooming around the house after coming out of anesthesia when we had her spayed.  She's six years old now and fearless as ever!  Enjoy those little balls of marshmallow fluff while they are still little.  ;)

Ha!  We learned that with baby Jack: never adopt a half-asleep kitten. You never know what you're going to get when it wakes up. His kittenhood nickname was "Mr. Fish-hooks."

We hired Luna specifically to drain off his energy.
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« Reply #1563 on: March 31, 2014, 04:59:14 PM »
Dear Sophie,

You have caused me to formulate the Kitten Theorem, which goes as such: if a kitten weighs nine pounds, it will feel like at least twice that when said kitten jumps unexpectedly onto your lap.

Related, how the heck do you ONLY weigh nine pounds?

Dear Lily,

You have gained half a pound. I can now upgrade you to eighteen pounds of anger in a six-pound body. I'm sure this pleases you.

Dear Branwen,

You weigh as much as the kitten. This is a good thing, as you were previously a whole twelve pounds and rather tubby. It still doesn't make it terribly pleasant for you to tromp all over me while you purr your fool head off, though.

Dear Rika,

Are you seven and a half pounds of cat, or seven and a half pounds of cotton candy fluff? :P

Putting the scale away for another six months,
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1564 on: March 31, 2014, 05:16:09 PM »
And speaking of Luna, with 20 pounds of cat and one-inch-square paws, one of her nicknames is "PSI cat."

(That's pounds-per-square-inch, not psychic.)
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1565 on: March 31, 2014, 05:50:41 PM »
Dear Salem

I do hope you realise that when a kitty with the nicknames 'the black hole' and 'the bottomless pit' is off her food, the hoomin slave becomes worried.

I'm glad your appetite was back this morning.

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« Reply #1566 on: April 01, 2014, 05:15:44 PM »
Dear Leo,

Do you seriously have no brain?  First you escape outside during a (small) tornado and we worry you're going to get blown away.  Then you escape again this morning into the rain, looking perplexed at the weird stuff falling on you.  Luckily your non existent brain has been replaced with extra bundles of sweetness.  You are cute, and lovable, and always up for snuggles.  But stupid as a box of rocks.

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« Reply #1567 on: April 14, 2014, 12:24:53 AM »
Dear Oscar

Thank you, thank you, thank you!  For being the patient and loving monster kitty that you are. 

The 2 year old terrors known as my niece and nephew have now flown back across the ocean to NZ :( and you no longer have to suffer the indignity of having your tail pulled, your ears investigated and your eyes poked (when there's two of them going at it with fours hands its hard to track them all).  You took it with calm dignity and not once did you swear, scratch or bite.  I'm so proud of you little man - I know it wasn't easy, especially as you have never come across babies before.

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PS: it's the good stuff for dinner for the rest of the month!

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1568 on: April 14, 2014, 01:05:02 AM »
Dear Stormageddon:

Please understand that my squirming and moving you over when you make muffins on my leg is because it hurts and not because I don't want you there. These new pajama pants aren't kitty proof like my other pair(This is what happens when the Doctor regenerates!). I hope having a blanket in my lap makes up for my earlier insult to your muffin making prowess.

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1569 on: April 14, 2014, 08:08:40 PM »
Dear kittens,

How did you learn to tell time?  I totally get that you know food time,  but how is it that you know wake up times,  weekend wake up time,  understand vacation time,  and know when bed time is?

Your dearly devoted human.



The backstory: one of my little preciouses "yells"  at me when I stay up past my bed time.  She has her own bedroom (no,  I'm not kidding)  and when she's  ready for bed,  she tells me, goes to her room,  and waits to to make sure I go to bed too.   The sad part is, she's right about it being time for me to sleep.
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« Reply #1570 on: April 14, 2014, 11:16:29 PM »
Dear Siamese Kittens,

Yep, you're Siamese alright.  Slightly less chatter would be appreciated - I think you're stuck in something or otherwise hurt only to find you guys chewing on each other again!

Love,

The Human Food Giver

P.S. Please leave my shoe alone.  Why do you have it in for just that one shoe in particular?  I put it on the shoe rack because I wanted it there, not so you can fling it off in five minutes or less!

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« Reply #1571 on: April 15, 2014, 02:34:40 PM »
Dear kittens,

How did you learn to tell time?  I totally get that you know food time,  but how is it that you know wake up times,  weekend wake up time,  understand vacation time,  and know when bed time is?

Your dearly devoted human.



The backstory: one of my little preciouses "yells"  at me when I stay up past my bed time.  She has her own bedroom (no,  I'm not kidding)  and when she's  ready for bed,  she tells me, goes to her room,  and waits to to make sure I go to bed too.   The sad part is, she's right about it being time for me to sleep.

We have a kitty time keeper too. You should see the panic if we go upstairs around bedtime before her treats go down.

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1572 on: April 15, 2014, 03:16:48 PM »
Dear Jasper-cat,

Where the hell are you finding all of these pipe cleaners?!? Seriously cat, I counted; you have 14 of them now! I found the package you chewed through and put it in the cupboard that you cannot open, and yet you are still bringing more downstairs. I admit, it is adorable that you gave each of your siblings one, too, but come on now - enough already!

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1573 on: April 15, 2014, 03:34:23 PM »
Dear Coffee Bean,

I now work nights and no longer need to get up at 7.  Please let me sleep!

Dear Marshmallow Fluff Kittens,

D'awwww you've learned to beg me for food. 

Dear MomCat,

It's not quite as cute when you turn your nose up at the dry food and demand gushifud.

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« Reply #1574 on: April 15, 2014, 04:02:33 PM »
Dear Jasper-cat,

Where the hell are you finding all of these pipe cleaners?!? Seriously cat, I counted; you have 14 of them now! I found the package you chewed through and put it in the cupboard that you cannot open, and yet you are still bringing more downstairs. I admit, it is adorable that you gave each of your siblings one, too, but come on now - enough already!

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