You have caused me to formulate the Kitten Theorem, which goes as such: if a kitten weighs nine pounds, it will feel like at least twice that when said kitten jumps unexpectedly onto your lap.
Related, how the heck do you ONLY weigh nine pounds?
You have gained half a pound. I can now upgrade you to eighteen pounds of anger in a six-pound body. I'm sure this pleases you.
You weigh as much as the kitten. This is a good thing, as you were previously a whole twelve pounds and rather tubby. It still doesn't make it terribly pleasant for you to tromp all over me while you purr your fool head off, though.
Are you seven and a half pounds of cat, or seven and a half pounds of cotton candy fluff?
Putting the scale away for another six months,
the Not-Furry One.