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songbird:
Dear Duchess,

I know you were spooked by all the company in the house last night, but please don't hide so well that we can't find you!  We searched the entire house, called your name...five different people looked in the office closet and didn't see you.  And then you just popped out of the closet like nothing had happened.

Please don't scare us like that again.

lofty:

--- Quote from: Snooks on April 15, 2014, 04:02:33 PM ---
--- Quote from: lofty on April 15, 2014, 03:16:48 PM ---Dear Jasper-cat,

Where the hell are you finding all of these pipe cleaners?!? Seriously cat, I counted; you have 14 of them now! I found the package you chewed through and put it in the cupboard that you cannot open, and yet you are still bringing more downstairs. I admit, it is adorable that you gave each of your siblings one, too, but come on now - enough already!

The frustrated food-provider

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Those are mine, I thought I'd lost them, please ask Jasper to return them when he's done with them.

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I'll mail them to you; look for a large box with air holes. Don't be alarmed if it meows.

soetkin:
Dear Isis,
I know kitties are independent and you are the queen of the apartment park and all but why did you move out after 3 years? I mean, I adopted you and took care of you!
I love that you came to visit after a month to reassure me you were still alive and well, but still. I miss you.


Dear Dude,
I realise I suck at hunting and you want to make sure I don't starve, but there's really no need to hide a disembowelled mouse in my bed at night. While I appreciate the early morning mousey anatomy lesson (how did you rip the skin off while leaving the entrails intact?), I don't want to deal with corpses when I wake up.


Dearest Cleo,
I don't mind when you sleep on my head at night or chew my hair, but please refrain from purring so loud it makes my skull vibrate. Sleep is important to me.

Love,
the much-suffering mommy

camlan:

--- Quote from: soetkin on April 17, 2014, 03:11:29 AM ---

Dear Dude,
I realise I suck at hunting and you want to make sure I don't starve, but there's really no need to hide a disembowelled mouse in my bed at night. While I appreciate the early morning mousey anatomy lesson (how did you rip the skin off while leaving the entrails intact?), I don't want to deal with corpses when I wake up.



Love,
the much-suffering mommy

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Dear Fred,

I know I have used those words that we do not repeat outside the privacy of our little home on those occasions when you have thoughtfully placed your most recent kill on the floor by the bed right where I will step on it as I get up in the morning.

This will stop immediately. You are a very brave hunter and a very, very good boy. Gushifood is coming your way!

Love,
the human scratching post

ladyknight1:
Dear Mocha,

This is your 21 day notice that the kitten food will be discontinued. You will be one year old and can live on adult food.

I picked you up this morning and you feel like a butter ball turkey wrapped in warm fur. You have filled out nicely, and I think you are mostly done growing.

Love,

Mom

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