I know that Chiyo was VERY mean to you when you were a wee little kitten, barely 9 lbs, but you are now over a year old and weight almost as much as her with far larger paws. She'll back down if you stand up to her so please do. Also? If you could stop opening random drawers around the house, I would really appreciate it.
Please stop pooping on the floor just because Mongo used your little box. It's not cute and you're lucky the floor is hardwood. Also? Please stop being so mean to Roman.
You're the best of the bunch but your insistent meowing every day because you're hungry and want someone to watch you eat, go to bed with you, and let you in and out and in and out and in and out the deck doors is really annoying. Please give us a break every once in awhile.