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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1650 on: June 12, 2014, 05:06:42 AM »
Dear Roman,

I know that Chiyo was VERY mean to you when you were a wee little kitten, barely 9 lbs, but you are now over a year old and weight almost as much as her with far larger paws.  She'll back down if you stand up to her so please do.  Also?  If you could stop opening random drawers around the house, I would really appreciate it.

Dear Chiyo,

Please stop pooping on the floor just because Mongo used your little box.  It's not cute and you're lucky the floor is hardwood. Also?  Please stop being so mean to Roman. 

Dear Mongo,

You're the best of the bunch but your insistent meowing every day because you're hungry and want someone to watch you eat, go to bed with you, and let you in and out and in and out and in and out the deck doors is really annoying.  Please give us a break every once in awhile.

Love,
Momma

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1651 on: June 12, 2014, 06:48:25 AM »
Dear Mongo,

You're the best of the bunch but your insistent meowing every day because you're hungry and want someone to watch you eat, go to bed with you, and let you in and out and in and out and in and out the deck doors is really annoying.  Please give us a break every once in awhile.

Love,
Momma

Dear Momma,
You can't do anything better to do with your time than spend it watching me!
Regards,
 Mongo

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1652 on: June 12, 2014, 10:32:53 AM »
Dear Mongo,

You're the best of the bunch but your insistent meowing every day because you're hungry and want someone to watch you eat, go to bed with you, and let you in and out and in and out and in and out the deck doors is really annoying.  Please give us a break every once in awhile.

Love,
Momma

Dear Momma,
You can't do anything better to do with your time than spend it watching me!
Regards,
 Mongo

Hahahahahaha!  I'm sure this is exactly what he's thinking!  Sometimes he'll even sit right in front of my DH's computer screen so he can't see it.   When he does it, we always think of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJPJUaZZOss&feature=kp

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« Reply #1653 on: June 12, 2014, 12:48:42 PM »
Dear Stephen,

What exactly did you do at the vet? When you went back for the checkup the nurses and surgeon were greeting you by name, taking a paw, and saying goodbye to you. We know the surgeon said you were a hit with the nurses, but "He's such a teddy bear" was not a phrase I expected to hear from a medical professional, far less your enthusiastic greeting of them with huge purrs and headbutts, and certainly not you trying to curl up and fall asleep on one's lap during the examination. You're 7.5 kilos!

Did you spend every moment you weren't under anaesthetic flirting?

Regards,
Mummy (who is very, very happy the vets are so fond of you)

Cat 2 - he of the overnight awakenings in the other thread - once had to stay overnight at the vets and he flirted *so* hard that he managed to con the overnight nurse into letting him sleep upstairs on her bed. She raved about him when I picked him up the next day.

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1654 on: June 12, 2014, 04:08:48 PM »
Dear Stephen,

We understand you don't like your medical collar. We're getting used to you appearing without it and fishing it out of strange places.

But half-buried in the litter box? I take it you felt we weren't fully appreciating your views.

Regards,
Mum

P.S. If your sister had gone in there before we found it, that would have scared your sister rigid.


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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1655 on: June 13, 2014, 06:38:55 AM »
Dear cat,

you certainly look smashing in your navy-blue onesie. I'm really glad you came through that surgery with flying colors.
Not put your paw out of my nose please :)

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« Reply #1656 on: June 13, 2014, 01:15:23 PM »
Dear Princess,

I am going to shave you.  Your habit of sitting outside in the rain is causing you to get terrible mats in your long pretty fur.  I think the mats are hurting you and making you cranky - well, crankier.  You're always cranky.

Love,
Your loyal handmaid.

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« Reply #1657 on: June 13, 2014, 01:24:55 PM »
Dear Nazgul,

We are not trying to kill you. Honest. You've got **** caked all over your hindquarters from your intestinal illness. We're trying to get it off.

We're helping you, Bast darn it!
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« Reply #1658 on: June 13, 2014, 01:50:20 PM »
Dear Jabir,
I know that you like to jump from the top of the cat tree to the bed before making your way to the floor. When you started doing this, you used to give me a little verbal warning of your impending arrival. Even while dead asleep, I would immediately vacate the area of your landing pad. Why did you stop this? Why no warning? The deep gouges on my arm where you didn't quite miss landing on me are very painful to mummy, and the blood hasn't come out of the sheets.

Love, Scarred Mummy.

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« Reply #1659 on: June 16, 2014, 06:08:19 PM »
Dear Harley,

I'm not sure why you want to go in the garage, but I am home alone and don't want to forget you.

No.

Love,

Mom
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1660 on: June 17, 2014, 09:16:13 AM »
Dear Stephen,

The look on the vet's face was quite amusing last night. She didn't quite believe you could get out of the collar until she opened the carrier and the cat came out, leaving his undone collar inside.

This is why you are now wearing a collar labeled "medium dog". Stop sulking.

Regards,
Mum.

Update: P.S. How on earth did you get out of that collar? The vet fitted it. It was taped on. And where is it?
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« Reply #1661 on: June 17, 2014, 12:58:33 PM »
Dear Wall-E,

You sure gave me a major fright.  I came home last night and you were nowhere to be found.  I went to bed having still not found you.  I woke up this morning and found you taking a nap in the sunshine.  Please to not be hiding like that again?

Love,

The zookeeper.

*As an addendum, I had no such trouble locating the other two kittens, as they glued themselves to me when I got back home.

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« Reply #1662 on: June 17, 2014, 01:31:01 PM »
Dear Jet(pack),

Please stop scraping your teeth against my elbow at two in the morning.  It's weird.

Dear Clyde II, Electric Boogaloo

I'm still not a sandwich.

Love,
Fud lady

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« Reply #1663 on: June 17, 2014, 02:32:38 PM »
Dear Wall-E,

You sure gave me a major fright.  I came home last night and you were nowhere to be found.  I went to bed having still not found you.  I woke up this morning and found you taking a nap in the sunshine.  Please to not be hiding like that again?

Love,

The zookeeper.

*As an addendum, I had no such trouble locating the other two kittens, as they glued themselves to me when I got back home.

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« Reply #1664 on: June 17, 2014, 03:24:16 PM »
Dear Wall-E,

You sure gave me a major fright.  I came home last night and you were nowhere to be found.  I went to bed having still not found you.  I woke up this morning and found you taking a nap in the sunshine.  Please to not be hiding like that again?

Love,

The zookeeper.

*As an addendum, I had no such trouble locating the other two kittens, as they glued themselves to me when I got back home.

The catnip shake brings cats out of the woodwork in my home

Trying to store catnip in my house requires one of those bear-proof boxes.  I used to store it in the fridge, but one of them learned how to open that!