I know that you like to jump from the top of the cat tree to the bed before making your way to the floor. When you started doing this, you used to give me a little verbal warning of your impending arrival. Even while dead asleep, I would immediately vacate the area of your landing pad. Why did you stop this? Why no warning? The deep gouges on my arm where you didn't quite miss landing on me are very painful to mummy, and the blood hasn't come out of the sheets.
Love, Scarred Mummy.