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Black Delphinium

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1710 on: July 04, 2014, 05:36:26 PM »
Dearest Maya:

What is your current obsession with the back door? You stand there and cry, or lay there desperately bunny kicking in an effort to get it open.  You are an indoor kitty, you do not go outside.  Your recent outside adventure nearly had me in tears. Stop it or the spray bottle will continue to be used.

Love,
The food giver
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ladyknight1

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1711 on: July 04, 2014, 07:13:06 PM »
Dear Ocelot,

I am so glad DS found you under the building yesterday when you were overcome with heat. I'm glad you're improving in air conditioning and with ample food and water and hope you enjoy your new home with the twins.

Love,

DS's Mom

Ocelot is 6-8 weeks old, very tiny and grey with a wild tabby pattern and very lucky to be alive!
ďAll that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1712 on: July 04, 2014, 07:20:30 PM »
Dear Duchess,

Did you really have to get ick on my from your hind end? Really?

Your very peeved aunt

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« Reply #1713 on: July 04, 2014, 11:31:38 PM »
Dear nameless stray kitty,

I'm going to get your picture if it's the last thing I do!

Love,
The one with the camera
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« Reply #1714 on: July 05, 2014, 01:35:16 AM »
Dear neighborhood kitties,

I know the people across the street in both directions and the people one building down and the people behind me all feed you.  I don't believe you when you tell me you're starving to death.

Love,

The human whose entrance music is apparently the Meow Mix jingle.*


*If you've never heard this particular commercial composition and don't know what I'm talking about, for the sake of your brain, do not search for it.

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« Reply #1715 on: July 05, 2014, 08:38:08 AM »
Dear Duchess,

I am glad that you have recovered from your ordeal.  I agree, the spot under the bed was an excellent refuge from the overwhelming crowd that invaded your home for the barbecue and from those dreadful fireworks.  But no, sweetie, you may not have a second breakfast to help you recover.

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1716 on: July 10, 2014, 09:07:47 AM »
Dear Matilda,

I am quite well aware of your ambition to spend your remaining years in four square feet with a bed, food, and litter-tray within reach, preferably with a self-maintaining sun-lit patch.

Us moving the litter tray into the bedroom is solely because of building work, not the first step towards your dream. Don't get your hopes up. It is going back.

And dragging the entire tray under the bed will not change this.

Regards,
Mum (who is still wondering how you moved something that heavy and covered)

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« Reply #1717 on: July 10, 2014, 09:09:00 AM »
Dear Peggy:

Don't eat that!

For details, see the Gross Out Thread.
After cleaning out my Dad's house, I have this advice:  If you haven't used it in a year, throw it out!!!!.
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« Reply #1718 on: July 10, 2014, 09:19:00 AM »
Dear Harley and/or Mocha,

We have lived in the townhouse for three years. We have never had issues with the blinds. Which one of you went through them, got stuck and broke them getting out? I'm blaming your human father for closing them all the way.

No love.

Mom
ďAll that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
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« Reply #1719 on: July 10, 2014, 10:14:00 AM »
Dear Mom,

We blame Dad too.

Love,

Harley and Mocha

ladyknight1

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« Reply #1720 on: July 10, 2014, 10:28:53 AM »
Dear kitties,

Dad knows he is in trouble.

Mom
ďAll that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
-J.R.R Tolkien

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« Reply #1721 on: July 15, 2014, 09:04:29 AM »
Dear Clyde 2,

Please stop dropping your squishy toys in your water dish and bringing them to me in bed at night.  For that matter, please note that I am a terrible partner for elastic band fetch at 3 AM.  Also, stop trying to eat the blankets. 

damply yours,
Fud bringer ladee

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« Reply #1722 on: July 15, 2014, 02:35:01 PM »
Dear Coffee Bean,

Biting my wrist is not a good way to get my attention for pets.

On another note, what did you do with your collar?  I didn't want to go to the store today.

Love,

Your Human Mommy.

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« Reply #1723 on: July 17, 2014, 03:29:10 AM »
Dear Stephen,

I shall dispose of the soggy remains of your largest prey, left scattered in wet pieces across the lounge floor. It was several times your size although you certainly had the weight and mobility advantage. But if you could talk I would have only one question for you, cat.

Why have you half-eaten the cardboard furniture box?

Regards,
Mum.
Hoping there will not be another vet trip needed.

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« Reply #1724 on: July 17, 2014, 07:20:55 AM »
Dear Coffee Bean,

I'm (not) sorry that I had to take that gecko away from you.  He was still quite alive though tailless.  I am fond of my household geckos as they are far more effective at killing small bugs than you are.  I do not like it when you bring toys into the bedroom.  I also don't like the subsequent horking that happens after one of you eats a lizard. 

Love,
The zookeeper.