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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1710 on: July 03, 2014, 09:27:45 AM »
Dear Harley,

You would not go near the heated bed I bought you until we put daddy's yucky, smelly shirt on it. Not five minutes later, you were curled up asleep!

I'm glad I've got your number.

Love,

Mom
Dear Harley,

Now you have a shirt, don't let them think they can have it back! If you look around somewhere the human servants have a big box full of daddy- and mommy-smelling clothes you can curl up in, or knock over and drag  off to make a nest under the bed. If you shed enough fur on it, even the evil eater of laundry device down stairs will give up on trying to stop the clothes smelling of daddy.

Regards,
Matilda

Harley is our most experienced cat, and has had many shirts of his very own. Also, our laundry area is on the top floor, for all the sense that makes.

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1711 on: July 03, 2014, 02:15:40 PM »
Dear Mikey,

I just want to state for the record that it is my pillow!  I wouldn't mind sharing with you, but I do mind you lying down with your head on the pillow and then using both front paws to shove me off of my pillow!

And I want you to stop popping up the shades.  The first time was an accident, the last dozen or so times (including just a couple of minutes ago) was on purpose.  If I wanted them open, I would have them open.  They are closed to block the sunlight and keep the house cooler.  Please leave them alone.

Love,
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« Reply #1712 on: July 04, 2014, 06:36:26 PM »
Dearest Maya:

What is your current obsession with the back door? You stand there and cry, or lay there desperately bunny kicking in an effort to get it open.  You are an indoor kitty, you do not go outside.  Your recent outside adventure nearly had me in tears. Stop it or the spray bottle will continue to be used.

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1713 on: July 04, 2014, 08:13:06 PM »
Dear Ocelot,

I am so glad DS found you under the building yesterday when you were overcome with heat. I'm glad you're improving in air conditioning and with ample food and water and hope you enjoy your new home with the twins.

Love,

DS's Mom

Ocelot is 6-8 weeks old, very tiny and grey with a wild tabby pattern and very lucky to be alive!

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1714 on: July 04, 2014, 08:20:30 PM »
Dear Duchess,

Did you really have to get ick on my from your hind end? Really?

Your very peeved aunt

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1715 on: July 05, 2014, 12:31:38 AM »
Dear nameless stray kitty,

I'm going to get your picture if it's the last thing I do!

Love,
The one with the camera
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1716 on: July 05, 2014, 02:35:16 AM »
Dear neighborhood kitties,

I know the people across the street in both directions and the people one building down and the people behind me all feed you.  I don't believe you when you tell me you're starving to death.

Love,

The human whose entrance music is apparently the Meow Mix jingle.*


*If you've never heard this particular commercial composition and don't know what I'm talking about, for the sake of your brain, do not search for it.

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« Reply #1717 on: July 05, 2014, 09:38:08 AM »
Dear Duchess,

I am glad that you have recovered from your ordeal.  I agree, the spot under the bed was an excellent refuge from the overwhelming crowd that invaded your home for the barbecue and from those dreadful fireworks.  But no, sweetie, you may not have a second breakfast to help you recover.

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1718 on: July 10, 2014, 10:07:47 AM »
Dear Matilda,

I am quite well aware of your ambition to spend your remaining years in four square feet with a bed, food, and litter-tray within reach, preferably with a self-maintaining sun-lit patch.

Us moving the litter tray into the bedroom is solely because of building work, not the first step towards your dream. Don't get your hopes up. It is going back.

And dragging the entire tray under the bed will not change this.

Regards,
Mum (who is still wondering how you moved something that heavy and covered)

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1719 on: July 10, 2014, 10:09:00 AM »
Dear Peggy:

Don't eat that!

For details, see the Gross Out Thread.
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1720 on: July 10, 2014, 10:19:00 AM »
Dear Harley and/or Mocha,

We have lived in the townhouse for three years. We have never had issues with the blinds. Which one of you went through them, got stuck and broke them getting out? I'm blaming your human father for closing them all the way.

No love.

Mom

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1721 on: July 10, 2014, 11:14:00 AM »
Dear Mom,

We blame Dad too.

Love,

Harley and Mocha

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1722 on: July 10, 2014, 11:28:53 AM »
Dear kitties,

Dad knows he is in trouble.

Mom

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1723 on: July 15, 2014, 10:04:29 AM »
Dear Clyde 2,

Please stop dropping your squishy toys in your water dish and bringing them to me in bed at night.  For that matter, please note that I am a terrible partner for elastic band fetch at 3 AM.  Also, stop trying to eat the blankets. 

damply yours,
Fud bringer ladee

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1724 on: July 15, 2014, 03:35:01 PM »
Dear Coffee Bean,

Biting my wrist is not a good way to get my attention for pets.

On another note, what did you do with your collar?  I didn't want to go to the store today.

Love,

Your Human Mommy.