We JUST had a talk about not throwing up on the carpet. And I mean just. That did not mean instead you should toss a hairball onto your favorite chair and not tell me until I find it this morning. How am I supposed to clean that up, huh? Mommy is not amused. I am also sorry for yelling at you this morning, but peeing on my clothes is not, and never will be, acceptable. I thought you were just finding a comfy spot to spend the day until I noticed the tail being lifted slightly. That is why you were put outside (for all of the 10 minutes after I felt guilty). I cleaned both litterboxes. Again. Happy now?
Mouse never gives us these problems, you know.