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S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
MonteCristo:
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--- Quote from: Ms_Cellany on February 04, 2013, 10:50:09 AM ---Dear Paddy O'Cat,
You beg for food. You beg for attention. You beg to come in.
We give you food and water. We give you attention. We let you in.
Yet you wander aimlessly from room to room, still begging.
What do you WANT?
Love,
The Magically Manifest New Occupants of House
p.s. shut UP!
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Litter box cleaned? That's what my little girl wants and she won't shut up about it until i go clean her box.
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Dear Hu-man,
The Visitors haven't even given me a littler box! They seem to think that just because I'm an outdoors cat, I should use the outdoors!
Grumpily,
Paddy.
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Lol, when my kitties start acting crazy like that I just give them all the attention I can...brush, comb, nail clippings, washing their faces, etc...usually they are trying to get away by the time I'm finished. >:D
Snooks:
I think this calls for some corporal cuddling!
Craftyone:
Dear Mischka,
Yes, mum knows the difference in sound between you clawing the settee and your scratching post. I know you're smart enough to only use your post when I'm in view but don't try to plead innocence when I tell you off. Roewing and rolling on your back doesn't get you off the hook.
Love your scritch giver
Julian:
Dear Morty
I appreciate that you're not a good traveller, and I did expect the 40 minutes of caterwauling* on the way to the vet on Saturday. I very much appreciate that you didn't do it so much on the way home. And I'm incredibly grateful that you only peed in your box instead of your usual messy, smelly trick.
Please understand though - you're 13, which makes you a bit of an 'old man' in the cat world, so getting your vision, blood pressure, blood and wee tests done are perfectly acceptable - don't want you getting sick like Milly did, now do we? Thank you for being relatively patient and cooperative for most of the visit.
The shaved spots will grow back, I promise! And believe it or not, I think you actually shed more hair during that visit than got shaved off.
Love
the chief head scritcher.
PS please come home for dinner!
* Isn't caterwauling the most perfectly appropriate word? ;D
AnnaT:
Dear Oscar
Please stop pulling books off the bookshelf at 3 in the morning (yes - I know its you!). Aunty Jane thinks we have a poltergeist!!
Love
The one who buys you the good stuff, only to have you turn your nose up at it...
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