You are not a dog, and mice are not toys.. so please be a cat and deal with them appropriately. let me outline what that means: 1) if you catch one. kill it. do not let it go because you are bored with it.
2) bringing up the mouse in the mouse trap does not count.
3) Please, when you do kill a mouse, don't leave it where i can step on it. it's really gross.
4) Please, kill the mouse outside the bedroom. i really don't like it when you chase mice into my shoes.
I know the dog eats your food. i am sorry about that. i try. but you don't have to voice your displeasure at 3am.. and at 4am.. and again at 6am.. you will get fed. i promise. and by the look of you, you aren't starved! Also, you are an inside kitty.. yes all of your ends are pointy, but you cannot survive outside. i love you, but you are not a smart kitty, and we live in the country...those Tom cats that come around will eat you. if they don't, the coyotes will.. or bobcats...or foxes. and besides, you don't like how the grass feels on your feet. stop trying to escape. thank you
i love you very much.. now put your tounge back in your mouth.. wierdo..i love you much!