Dear Harry & Bob (especially Harry),
Having cats means having to tape roll any clothing you own if you want it to be mostly hair-free when you leave the house. I can live with that. I have to say that your ability, Bob, to shed such that every kind of clothing shows your fur (since you are black AND white) is somewhat annoying.
But Harry, the fact that I have to tape roll my pillows is just wrong. And it is your fault. We have ceded an entire pillow to you, but you insist on sleeping on my pillow when I am not around to shoo you off. Believe me, the fur on the pillow gives you away. Stop it. Just stop it.
She who feeds you and clips your claws (and tape rolls her pillows)