I swear by all that is holy you will make a cute little white New Years muff if you don't leave my bamboo bird cage alone. I know you are only a year old and full Siamese but, it's like I tell you every day, not everything is for kitten. Do not give me the hurt/indignant look when you get a face full of water. It is for your own good. I'm very sorry you got stuck behind the couch. That will teach you to bite your brother's tail. I know it seems like he's a lover, not a fighter, but he doesn't like it when you bite him. He also outweighs you by 10 lbs so try not to piss him off. I was laughing too hard to get a decent picture of him sitting on you.
Yes, I know you want to go outside and don't care about the white stuff on the ground, but Mommy hasn't fixed the dog door to your pen and it lets in large amounts of very cold air right by Mommy's desk. You'll have to wait until I can figure out a way to seal the dog door with out you getting stuck outside which is what happened over the summer. Mommy doesn't have a fur coat and would rather not have to wear nine layers so you can go stare at the squirrels. They will be there when it's warmer and since you are not paying the electric bill you will just have to suffer.
My water cup is mine and yes, I put ice in it. You have 3 fountains and a water bowl and all of them keep the water cool and fresh. I do not need to have to take the lid off my 52 oz cup each time you want a drink and stop looking at me like I ran over a kitten because there's ice in there and you don't like to lick the ice.
Thanks for the snuggles every night. Mommy loves them and you're learning to purr as loud a Shadow. For only being 9 lbs you have an awesome purr. Mommy brought you another Cuties box because that's your favorite snuggle bed. The large Cuties boxes are for your brothers so please don't give me that look...you have your own and no, those big boxes don't fit you. You are not 19lbs. Also, could you start eating the chicken like the rest of your siblings do? You need the protein and the vet says it's better for you. I know, I know, it seems like people food or hunting mice and you don't like to get your paws dirty, but Mommy wants you around for a very long time.
Your senior staff person and bringer of the chicken