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blue2000

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #840 on: January 03, 2013, 08:45:34 PM »
Dear Mikey,

Clinging to my leg with desperate paws until I give you treats is not good. Yes, I laughed, but it is seriously embarrassing for both of us. Please cut it out.

And BTW, don't get any ideas about feline octopi from Princess. The tentacle paws are bad enough. Screaming and shedding is only going to make me rethink giving you treats at all.

Your loving mama.
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #841 on: January 03, 2013, 11:29:43 PM »
Quote from: blue2000 on January 03, 2013, 08:45:34 PM
Dear Mikey,

Clinging to my leg with desperate paws until I give you treats is not good. Yes, I laughed, but it is seriously embarrassing for both of us. Please cut it out.

And BTW, don't get any ideas about feline octopi from Princess. The tentacle paws are bad enough. Screaming and shedding is only going to make me rethink giving you treats at all.

Your loving mama.

The Princess comes complete with bonus "sandspur" feature - somehow, no matter how you position her, she manages to have at least one pointy end sticking into your skin. 

However, the kitten (Moose) is the leg-clinger in my house.  He doesn't even want treats - just attention!
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #842 on: January 03, 2013, 11:39:28 PM »
Dear Gizmo,

It is 40 degrees celsius outside (approx. 104 degrees fahrenheit). I love you dearly but this is one time when I do not want a fat furry kitty sitting on any part of me for obvious reasons (well they're obvious to me anyway).

Please stop pouting and just curl up in the nice patch of sunshine on the stairs and recharge your solar panels until it cools down okay?

Thank you.
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #843 on: January 04, 2013, 12:20:09 PM »
Dear Tom:

Okay, we made a bed for you on our porch since you won't go home.  I give you water, wet food, and treats; I've talked to your real family and I know they're feeding you, so stop acting like you're starved every time I open the door.

While I appreciate you keeping all the other cats away from our yard, stop fighting with the orange cat.  He isn't doing you any harm and I don't like cleaning up the clumps of orange fur. 

Also, please stop shaking yourself next to my front door - I just spent 20 minutes on my hands and knees cleaning off your dirty spots.

Signed,

Not your Owner



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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #844 on: January 04, 2013, 01:18:56 PM »
Likewise,

Dear Moose,
Stop begging the neighbors for food!  You have tons of it at home.  Not that you'd know that from your behavior, considering that you happily chow down on anything placed in front of you, until your little ADHD kitty brain gets distracted with a butterfly and wanders off.

Love,
Actually your owner.
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #845 on: January 07, 2013, 11:24:18 AM »
Dear Tom,

Addendum:

Please also stop fighting with the black cat, the grey and white cat, and the tuxedo cat, especially when it's 1 o'clock in the bleeping morning.  Your food bowl safely is inside, so they can't steal from you.  With all the fur flying, the front yard looks like a stuffed animal exploded.  Cut it out, for diety's sake!

Again,

Not your Owner

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #846 on: January 07, 2013, 11:28:36 AM »
Dear Jack,

Stop helping.



Love,
The Provider of Boxes
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #847 on: January 08, 2013, 11:18:47 AM »
Dear Patch
  How is it that Rocky the 17lb behemoth can jump softly into my lap for snuggles and yet skinny 10lb you land like a bomb went off? 
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #848 on: January 08, 2013, 01:17:25 PM »
Dear Tigger, Scout and Mo,

You are working cats.  Your job is to keep pesky critters out of the house.  We appreciate the good job you do when it comes to mice, rats and small iguanas, however, you need to do a better job with reptiles.  I never, ever want to have to trap a snake again.

Love,

Your provider of ear scritches and food.
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #849 on: January 08, 2013, 01:56:02 PM »
Dear Peggy:

I know you got overfed while I was away over Christmas.  I promise I will feed you twice a day, like always.  You don't need to scarf all the food down the second it hits the bowl.

Dear Sassy:

If you can't be nice, leave Peggy alone!  I'm tired of picking up large tufts of fur.

The one with the food and the broom
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #850 on: January 08, 2013, 02:03:31 PM »
Dear Sissy Cat (aka Buddy),

You are a masterful pianist, but we may need to get you a booster chair.


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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #851 on: January 08, 2013, 03:48:02 PM »
Dear Julian,

I know you want me to make tea so you can have a drop of cream, but don't try to stand on the stove to watch the kettle boil.
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #852 on: January 08, 2013, 05:55:38 PM »
Dear Yoshi,
Please dont ever use the back of my head as a springboard when you jump of the bathroom windowsill while i am cleaning my teeth again. Ever.

Grumpy owner.
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #853 on: January 10, 2013, 10:25:57 AM »
Dear Sassy:

Thank you so much for not scratching at my door and yowling last night.  I'm sure putting the spray bottle of water in front of the door last night had nothing to do with it.

Signed,
The Intimidator, who got her first decent night's sleep in weeks.
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #854 on: January 10, 2013, 07:25:04 PM »
Dear Ivory:
I'm so glad that you snuggle with me. Your fur is so so soft and clean. But you are taking my best pillow. Cease and desist.
I promise I'll give you this pillow when I get my new one.

Love,
Pillow Supply Unit
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