I know you are the new guy around here. So let me explain a few things:
1). We feed you a good quality food. We do not share our food with you. You were clearly fed from the table wherever you were before. That will not happen here.
2). Related to item 1. We feed you good quality food. Every other cat we have owned has been less stinky on this diet. If you are currently a less stinky boy, you must have cleared entire counties when you were living on the street and when your previous people fed you people food. And not burying things does not help.
3). Harry is endlessly patient with you. He still misses his friend Bob. But he gets fed up with you trying to tell him what to do and sits on you. Seriously Big Guy, quit ticking off the really big guy.
4). The scratching posts are not evil. Try them. I am glad you don't scratch the furniture-but I would be a lot more comfortable that things are going to stay that way if you would use the stuff we have bought for that purpose.
5). Every cat I have ever lived with has kind of a low moan of a meow when they are about to hack something up. The fact that your normal meow sounds like that kind of freaks us out!
6). Other than the stinky butt and the attempts to dominate Harry (which are failing miserably), you are a very good boy and we are glad you have come to live with us (though how such a good boy ended up on the street is a mystery) even if Harry isn't quite sure yet.
She Who Doesn't Give You People Food
PS-Artie has been with us since November. He is a complete lovebug, and he and Harry mostly ignore each other. Harry just gets annoyed when Artie tries to run things.