You are such a lover, so gentle and affectionate. Why do you change in a split second into Killer Kitty? One moment you are flopping down on my feet like a Ragdoll and the next moment you are biting my ankle. DH says you are trying to bring down the "big game" (us). When attacking our ankles doesn't work, you try to trip us up. I guess you figure once we're down on the floor, it will be easier to finish us off. Trust me, tripping my disabled DH will not end well for either of you.
Oh, and one last thing - Please do not jump in my lap when I am sitting on the *throne.* I don't need your help in the bathroom. I know you need a lot of love, but I need a little bit of privacy.
Your loyal servant