You are one of the handsomest cats I've ever known and the most handsome cat I've ever had. Why, therefore, do you not want me to take your picture? I didn't get a single good shot of you this afternoon.
While we're at it, I know you like to be brushed. I ran that wire thing on you, cleared it 20 times, and you are still shedding. Why don't you turn over on your left side so I can get your right side, too?
She Who Buys You Fancy Feast.