Dear newly brought-in kitten overlord:
So far, you have sent two text messages, several FaceBook IMs, made a phone call, posted to FaceBook, and posted your own introductory post here. I mean, I walked out of the room in the middle of composing it, and came back in to find that a line of keysmash got added and it was posted. Perhaps you're actually some kind of alien and are trying to communicate? You were, might I add, brought in only after your mama cat came in my window and did her best "Timmy fell in the well!" impression to alert me that you were stuck in the roof.
Your new human slave