Dear Salem (AKA Fuzzbutt, Piglet, The Bottomless Pit, The Black Hole)
You are very clever. You can pull the bathroom door open by putting your paw around the door and pulling. But you seem to have problems with opening it from the other side. Sweety, just push it, OK? It will work, I assure you.
Also may I remind you that dinner time is 5:30pm. You have biscuits and water there all day. However your internal clock seems to run a little fast - starting to bug everyone at 4:05pm every day regular as clockwork was annoying. Now you've shifted forward, starting at 3pm. Really annoying.
I suspect Morty also finds it annoying when you finish off his dinner too. This is why he's fed elsewhere now, but you've found the new spot and still stalk his food. And then you jump into the dog food before the dogs get a chance, and you crawl up on my lap when I'm eating to see what you can mooch as well. You are not underfed.
If you're not careful you won't fit through the cat flap soon...
The lap owner and provider of noms