Dear Phinneus (formerly mathilda oops),
I was so glad that you took the time to stalk and get that moth at 4 this morning. How ever would I have lived with it in my house? And thanks for making sure I was awake to see this brave act, sorry I came flying down the steps looking like a crazy lady..for all the noise your 4 lb self was making, I thought I was being invaded. Of course, I am happy you saved your final acrobatic feat for me to see when you launched yourself at the moth, who made the mistake of landing on the curtain. It was as if time stood still as I watched you go swinging on my favorite summer drapes, so Tarzan like, with the sound of it ripping straight across. I appreciate the new look of one side being a drape, the other side, now just a valance. The lamp is cracked, the drapes are shot, but gosh darnit, that evil moth was caught!
The lady that thinks you are too crazy and I will never find you a permanent home