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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1125 on: July 30, 2013, 12:17:24 PM »
Dear Phinneus & Madelyne,
   You two look so adorable curled up sleeping.  Do you know how tempting it is to bother both of you?  To poke at you and keep you awake?  But, because I am a good foster mom, I won't..so hows about you take a cue on being good and not wake me up all night by running all over me, pouncing on my head, and licking my eyelids (that was just wrong!!!).  Also, if you haven't noticed, the other cats in the house do not like you two..at all.  Do you think it is because you are both feel the need to jump on them when they are sleeping or pouncing on them when they walk by? 

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1126 on: July 30, 2013, 03:06:58 PM »
Dear Cylver,

All that fuss about a mouse you caught in the backyard . . . yet you are completely uninterested in catching the one we just discovered in the kitchen? ?? If you make me catch it myself, I am NOT going to let you play with it.

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« Reply #1127 on: August 01, 2013, 04:27:01 PM »
Thank you! :) And I'm not sure yet, ladyknight. The local shelter's running a buy-one-get-one-free promotion next month, and I was going to get myself a cat for my birthday ANYWAY, so this came along at a very opportune time. (And, well, my transportation doesn't need to know I'm getting TWO cats until I actually buy them...  >:D)

Free kitties? I WANT.

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« Reply #1128 on: August 01, 2013, 04:57:26 PM »
Free kitties? I WANT.

Exactly. ;) If you're in Iowa, I can PM you exactly where I am and what the shelter is. I don't want to go into too much detail here.
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« Reply #1129 on: August 01, 2013, 06:32:47 PM »
Dear Smudge, Carrie, Rocky and Patch
    Starting today there's going to be two temporary additions to the horde.  Penny and Kamen, they'll be living with us while their owner's new house is being built.  I know it'll be a little crowded, but we're going to enclose the patio and install a pet door to give all of a little extra room.  Try to be nice to the new girls, they're going through a lot right now.

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« Reply #1130 on: August 01, 2013, 07:58:37 PM »
Dear Smudge, Carrie, Rocky and Patch
    Starting today there's going to be two temporary additions to the horde.  Penny and Kamen, they'll be living with us while their owner's new house is being built.  I know it'll be a little crowded, but we're going to enclose the patio and install a pet door to give all of a little extra room.  Try to be nice to the new girls, they're going through a lot right now.

I so wish I could have written that.  A half hour ago two boys came to my door with a kitten in a box and some medicine and formula.  I couldn't take him in because my place isn't kitten-proof and my Carmen wouldn't have liked this.  My neighbor sent them to the woman downstairs whom we don't think has a cat at the moment (but did before).  Praying to Bast for that little kitten.





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« Reply #1131 on: August 03, 2013, 04:19:26 PM »
Dear Lily and Sophie,

Welcome to the family. You will notice none of the others are very fussed about you at all. I expect as much from you two as well.

And Sophie? The standard poodle is too big to play with you and he knows it. Don't egg him on, you silly thing.

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« Reply #1132 on: August 03, 2013, 06:24:59 PM »
Lily and Sophie are pretty!

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« Reply #1133 on: August 03, 2013, 07:00:32 PM »
Thanks Amara! :) I've always been fond of calicos.
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1134 on: August 04, 2013, 09:41:28 AM »
Dear slightly less squishy MooMoo,

I just learned that those weird noises I've been hearing are you "talking" in your sleep.  I didn't know cats could talk in their sleep, but I was wrong.  Oh, you also snore.  When did that start?

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« Reply #1135 on: August 04, 2013, 12:27:53 PM »
Dear MooMoo,
     I also snore and my feeder pushes me away from her in bed.  She said it is because I am a roly *******, but I have seen myself in the mirror and I look faabulous!

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« Reply #1136 on: August 04, 2013, 06:57:16 PM »
Dear Dustbunny,

Stop chewing air. It's weird and noisy.

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« Reply #1137 on: August 05, 2013, 04:10:51 AM »
Dear kitties,

Food distribution for you has become a logistical nightmare.  Princess, learn to share.  Kittens, it is time for you to amp the cute up to 11 for some glamour shots so I can find your little fuzzy behinds new homes.  Also, I was wrong to blame the dog for eating all the food - not that he didn't eat some of it, but you guys have become EXPENSIVE to feed. 

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« Reply #1138 on: August 05, 2013, 04:03:39 PM »
Dear Rika and Branwen,

I'm very amused at how much you guys just don't care about the new two. It's perfectly acceptable to hiss back at them when they start being peeved at you. I can't say I'm disappointed that you just tend to stand there and glare without making a sound, though.

Dear Lily and Sophie,

You two. *shakes head* Equal opportunity suck-ups, aren't you? You don't care who pets you. Aren't you supposed to be MY cats? ;) And by the way, Sophie, clawing the bed is NOT gonna fly. You have a scratching post. I don't care if it smells like Rika and Bran. Use it and I won't have to scruff you and pull you off the side of the bed.

And PLEASE stop teasing the dog! ::)

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1139 on: August 05, 2013, 09:20:57 PM »
Dear Phinneus & Madelyne,

     You 2 weigh a combined 5 lbs..how is it you sound like an invading army when you are racing through the house?  Do you 2 ever sleep???  The wrestling and chasing is absolutely unnecessary due to the fact you are systematically destroying my house.  If you both don't soon get some manners, I will never find your furr ever homes and I will be stuck with you .  You are sweet and adorable, but I am getting the crazy cat lady reputation (4 indoor cats, 1 reclusive basement cat I am trying to socialize, 2 indoor fosters, and 9 ferals in my colony).  Also, Miss Madelyne, you are an absolute sweetie, and we love your cuddles and kisses, but licking my forehead at an ungodly hour when I am sleeping cause me to slap my forehead and wake up, which cause you a trip out of the bedroom.  Please stop with middle of the night kisses.

Sincerely,
The woman getting strange looks at Walmart for buying 40lbs of cat food and 3 mega boxes of cat litter each week