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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1125 on: July 30, 2013, 12:12:58 AM »
Dear Ivory,

Don't give up. Keep annoying the Not-Furry One. Be as loud as possible! If the Not-Furry One gets annoyed enough, they may feed you just to shut you up. It occasionally works on my Not-Furry One. Bonus points when she serves me the gooshy food while muttering about how she's going to kick herself for giving in but she just can't take the yowling any more.

Don't trip the Not-Furry One, though. Especially if they're carrying your food. Gooshy and carpet don't make a very tasty combination.

Yours in nibblies,
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1126 on: July 30, 2013, 12:22:40 AM »
Dear Mischief,

Stop. Just stop. So far tonight you have overturned the plastic thing i have full of tacks, paper clips and other such things. It sounded like glass shattering. When I went to clean said mess up you kept trying to eat the tacks, so i said forget it, placed the whole entire thing into the organizer the container had fallen in, and tipped that into the garbage can. Then just now I see you zoom out of the room with something dangling out of your mouth. Fearing for your safety I race after you to discover... a crocheting sample. Could you please settle down now?


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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1127 on: July 30, 2013, 12:27:56 AM »
Dear Moose,

Err, that's a paper towel.  Why do you look so obscenely proud of yourself for catching and shredding it?  You're kind of embarrassing.  You are setting a bad example for your baby brothers!

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« Reply #1128 on: July 30, 2013, 12:17:24 PM »
Dear Phinneus & Madelyne,
   You two look so adorable curled up sleeping.  Do you know how tempting it is to bother both of you?  To poke at you and keep you awake?  But, because I am a good foster mom, I won't..so hows about you take a cue on being good and not wake me up all night by running all over me, pouncing on my head, and licking my eyelids (that was just wrong!!!).  Also, if you haven't noticed, the other cats in the house do not like you two..at all.  Do you think it is because you are both feel the need to jump on them when they are sleeping or pouncing on them when they walk by? 

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1129 on: July 30, 2013, 03:06:58 PM »
Dear Cylver,

All that fuss about a mouse you caught in the backyard . . . yet you are completely uninterested in catching the one we just discovered in the kitchen? ?? If you make me catch it myself, I am NOT going to let you play with it.

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1130 on: August 01, 2013, 04:27:01 PM »
Thank you! :) And I'm not sure yet, ladyknight. The local shelter's running a buy-one-get-one-free promotion next month, and I was going to get myself a cat for my birthday ANYWAY, so this came along at a very opportune time. (And, well, my transportation doesn't need to know I'm getting TWO cats until I actually buy them...  >:D)

Free kitties? I WANT.

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1131 on: August 01, 2013, 04:57:26 PM »
Free kitties? I WANT.

Exactly. ;) If you're in Iowa, I can PM you exactly where I am and what the shelter is. I don't want to go into too much detail here.
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1132 on: August 01, 2013, 06:32:47 PM »
Dear Smudge, Carrie, Rocky and Patch
    Starting today there's going to be two temporary additions to the horde.  Penny and Kamen, they'll be living with us while their owner's new house is being built.  I know it'll be a little crowded, but we're going to enclose the patio and install a pet door to give all of a little extra room.  Try to be nice to the new girls, they're going through a lot right now.

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« Reply #1133 on: August 01, 2013, 07:58:37 PM »
Dear Smudge, Carrie, Rocky and Patch
    Starting today there's going to be two temporary additions to the horde.  Penny and Kamen, they'll be living with us while their owner's new house is being built.  I know it'll be a little crowded, but we're going to enclose the patio and install a pet door to give all of a little extra room.  Try to be nice to the new girls, they're going through a lot right now.

I so wish I could have written that.  A half hour ago two boys came to my door with a kitten in a box and some medicine and formula.  I couldn't take him in because my place isn't kitten-proof and my Carmen wouldn't have liked this.  My neighbor sent them to the woman downstairs whom we don't think has a cat at the moment (but did before).  Praying to Bast for that little kitten.





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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1134 on: August 03, 2013, 04:19:26 PM »
Dear Lily and Sophie,

Welcome to the family. You will notice none of the others are very fussed about you at all. I expect as much from you two as well.

And Sophie? The standard poodle is too big to play with you and he knows it. Don't egg him on, you silly thing.

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1135 on: August 03, 2013, 06:24:59 PM »
Lily and Sophie are pretty!

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1136 on: August 03, 2013, 07:00:32 PM »
Thanks Amara! :) I've always been fond of calicos.
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1137 on: August 04, 2013, 09:41:28 AM »
Dear slightly less squishy MooMoo,

I just learned that those weird noises I've been hearing are you "talking" in your sleep.  I didn't know cats could talk in their sleep, but I was wrong.  Oh, you also snore.  When did that start?

With much love and affection,
Your Human
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1138 on: August 04, 2013, 12:27:53 PM »
Dear MooMoo,
     I also snore and my feeder pushes me away from her in bed.  She said it is because I am a roly *******, but I have seen myself in the mirror and I look faabulous!

Head Bumps,
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1139 on: August 04, 2013, 06:57:16 PM »
Dear Dustbunny,

Stop chewing air. It's weird and noisy.

Love,

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