Dear female cats,
The kittens do not need to be punished for approaching you. They appear to have an excellent understanding that with four in the litter, they have plenty of playmates and do not need to chew on the adult cats. Mama cat, I do see that you might be a bit fed up with the lot. Princess, I guess you're always like this anyway, and I don't know why I bother expecting you to be polite anymore.
You are such a good boy! Now, if you could just administer adorable licks to the kittens while I have a camera aimed at you...
What the eHell did you do to my bathroom?!?!?!? Also my kitchen! Actually, the whole house. Yikes.
I despair of telling you apart from each other. You have leapfrogging growth spurts so I can't use one of you being slightly bigger than the other as a reliable guide. I have to flip you over to check for the Bat Signal on Adam West Batman's stomach to make sure I've got the right kitten for administering flea meds and the like.
I'm glad you seem to be leaving behind that extremely skittish stage you were in and warming up to me again.
You are starting to look as goofy as your personality. Cats with Siamese genes are supposed to start out light colored and get darker around the perimeter. You started out mostly black and now most of you has turned gray...
And as an addendum, so he doesn't feel left out:
You are such a good boy. I'm glad the fish-based dog food has solved your horrible dandruff problem. I'm sorry Moose keeps trying to eat it.