Dear cats,
How did you end up with FLEAS?! I darn well know you didn't have them a couple days ago! Augh! Fleas!
And no, I'm not going to be very happy if you end up giving them to the dogs when they come home Sunday. I JUST cleaned that room, for fluff's sake. (Unless that's where you got them, in which case, it's probably my fault because I likely carried them up here and I'm sorry. I'm so terribly sorry.)
Just hold out till tomorrow when I can get you the flea-killing pills. You'll hate me, but at least you won't have FLEAS anymore.
Love,
the panicking Not-Furry One.
(FLEAS! *sobs*)