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readingchick

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1275 on: November 10, 2013, 01:47:14 PM »
Quote from: Nikko-chan on October 31, 2013, 02:49:38 AM
Dear Ciaran,

Yes I know your man parts are gone. And I am sorry I have to shoot pain medicine down your throat via a syringe. Please quit glaring at me.

Sincerely,

Your Dutiful Servant.

Hey Dutiful Servant,

My twootters are gone, do you really think I'm not going to glare at you?

Regards,
Ciaran
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Nikko-chan

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1276 on: November 10, 2013, 03:25:23 PM »
Quote from: AlephReish on November 10, 2013, 01:42:20 PM
Dearest, darling Gracie,
   It's not really okay that you observe from the counters when I'm cooking. It's even less okay when you jump from the counter to my shoulder when I'm on the other side of the kitchen. And it's least okay when you can't stop your momentum and end up in my just measured 3/4 cup of milk.

Love,
Mom

Bwahahahahaha!
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1277 on: November 10, 2013, 05:05:56 PM »
Quote from: AlephReish on November 10, 2013, 01:42:20 PM
Dearest, darling Gracie,
   It's not really okay that you observe from the counters when I'm cooking. It's even less okay when you jump from the counter to my shoulder when I'm on the other side of the kitchen. And it's least okay when you can't stop your momentum and end up in my just measured 3/4 cup of milk.

Love,
Mom

Is Gracie short for Graceless?
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AlephReish

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1278 on: November 10, 2013, 05:56:37 PM »
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Is Gracie short for Graceless?

Sigh. It really really should be.
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1279 on: November 10, 2013, 06:30:42 PM »
Quote from: Free Range Hippy Chick on October 30, 2013, 11:04:05 AM
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 You look very beautiful, draped around my neck, and you're lovely and warm, but you are also heavy and I don't think you do my arthritic shoulder a lot of good.
(snip)

Dear Nice Stable Lady:

I should think you'd be honored that I am willing to wrap myself around your neck.  BTW, I hear from other humans that heat is supposed to be good for arthritis. 

Signed,

Stable Cat
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1280 on: November 10, 2013, 07:01:56 PM »
Quote from: readingchick on November 10, 2013, 01:47:14 PM
Quote from: Nikko-chan on October 31, 2013, 02:49:38 AM
Dear Ciaran,

Yes I know your man parts are gone. And I am sorry I have to shoot pain medicine down your throat via a syringe. Please quit glaring at me.

Sincerely,

Your Dutiful Servant.

Hey Dutiful Servant,

My twootters are gone, do you really think I'm not going to glare at you?

Regards,
Ciaran

*snortchokelaughgasp* Twootters *giggle uncontrollably*
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Nikko-chan

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1281 on: November 10, 2013, 07:34:56 PM »
Quote from: nuit93 on November 10, 2013, 07:01:56 PM
Quote from: readingchick on November 10, 2013, 01:47:14 PM
Quote from: Nikko-chan on October 31, 2013, 02:49:38 AM
Dear Ciaran,

Yes I know your man parts are gone. And I am sorry I have to shoot pain medicine down your throat via a syringe. Please quit glaring at me.

Sincerely,

Your Dutiful Servant.

Hey Dutiful Servant,

My twootters are gone, do you really think I'm not going to glare at you?

Regards,
Ciaran

*snortchokelaughgasp* Twootters *giggle uncontrollably*

now you have me laughing!
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readingchick

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1282 on: November 10, 2013, 07:49:29 PM »
Quote from: nuit93 on November 10, 2013, 07:01:56 PM
Quote from: readingchick on November 10, 2013, 01:47:14 PM
Quote from: Nikko-chan on October 31, 2013, 02:49:38 AM
Dear Ciaran,

Yes I know your man parts are gone. And I am sorry I have to shoot pain medicine down your throat via a syringe. Please quit glaring at me.

Sincerely,

Your Dutiful Servant.

Hey Dutiful Servant,

My twootters are gone, do you really think I'm not going to glare at you?

Regards,
Ciaran

*snortchokelaughgasp* Twootters *giggle uncontrollably*

Glad I could be of service! It's a family euphemism.....my mother came up with it when watching the Fox News ticker and there was something about two otters....no space between the "two" and the "otters" = perfect euphemism for the missing manparts :)
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1283 on: November 12, 2013, 04:14:33 PM »
Dear Ninja,

I'm sorry Baby tried to baptize you this morning. I fully support your right to choose your own religion and I would never dream of forcing our beliefs on you. I'm especially sorry that he tried to baptize you in the toilet. Again, I'm very sorry.

Love, the buyer of Heathen Kitty treats
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1284 on: November 12, 2013, 04:19:20 PM »
Dear treat dispenser,

I forgive you.  The Great Goddess Bast, however, is going to leave a deposit of Sacred Barf somewhere you least expect it. 

Love, Ninja
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blue2000

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1285 on: November 18, 2013, 05:15:40 PM »
Dear Mikey. Dear sweet, insane Mikey.

I know you are a chubby butt. There is a lot of lead in that back end. I also know you are not the most co-ordinated kitty. And you have not improved with age.That is why I rearranged the bedroom to give you a stairstep up to the bed, so you wouldn't fall and bruise your dignity again.

I don't know why I bothered. You have played on it, sat on it, sniffed it, and generally enjoyed it - and yet when you want up on the bed, you usually stand beside it and try to jump like always. ::) This is why your sister and I laugh at you.

Your exasperated Mama.
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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1286 on: November 18, 2013, 10:03:52 PM »
Dear kittenbeasts:

I have finally impressed upon my hemming and hawwing friends that if they do not accept some of you half-grown kittens shortly, then all of you will be heading to the no-kill shelter.  Therefore, some of you will be interviewing for permanent homes with my responsible friends in the next month.  Please be on your least annoying behavior during the interview process so they take you!

Love,

greencat, candidate for the neighborhood crazy cat lady position.
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« Reply #1287 on: November 19, 2013, 06:30:19 PM »
Scooter,

I am willing to pet you and cuddle you.  You don't have to sit right in front of the monitor to get my attention. 

Your loving human.
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1288 on: November 19, 2013, 06:51:48 PM »
Quote from: snowfire on November 19, 2013, 06:30:19 PM
Scooter,

I am willing to pet you and cuddle you.  You don't have to sit right in front of the monitor to get my attention. 

Your loving human.

Dear Snowfire,

But you sometimes wait whole minutes before stroking me otherwise!

And there are otters and birds on the monitor.

*purr*

Snowfire
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #1289 on: November 19, 2013, 07:08:33 PM »
Dear Mocha,

I understand your attempts to remind me what a mess my jewelry craft table is are important. However, knocking everything off the foam pad was not cool or conducive to your human getting her stuff together for work in the morning. Work, that thing that pays for your food, toys, scratch pads and place to live.

Love,

The human
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