The Egyptian cat statue I just got is not going to eat you, I promise.
(I got a life size gold color Egyptian sitting cat statue at an auction last week. The other cats just sniffed it and yawned. Tyra sat next to it in the same pose...too cute! Neko, my big 16 pound grey tuxie did the whole Halloween cat impression. Back arched, tail poofed out, slinking up to it. It took a long time for me to convince him it was not going to eat him. In 7 years I have never seen him poof like that.)