The Bon Voyage Party

[Gigi]

Crazy Woman:  "I can't stay late, I have to go home and change for a going-away party Crazy Friend is having for child who needs disciplining."
Me:  "Whare's child who needs disciplining going on his trip?"
CW:  "Oh it's not a trip, he's going to rehab tomorrow."
Me:   "She's having a party before he goes to rehab?"
CW:  "Well, she doesn't want him to feel like he's being punished by being sent away."

True story.  No wonder child who needs disciplining is such a mess.  At last count he'd been to rehab 3 times.

[sammycat]

Maybe he likes having bon voyage parties? 

[blue_bunny_paz]

I can't think of anything more hideous than everyone standing around going "so, rehab. What you in for this time?"

[Gileswench]

(dissolves into helpless giggles)

[Clara Bow]

Are they going to break a bottle of champagne over his head?
This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard in my life.

[Evil Duckie]

I have never heard of this before. 

I am appalled at the idea, but it is funny to think about someone actually doing something this crazy.

What would you get someone going into rehab? especially for the third time?

[Pixie]

I have never heard of this before. 

I am appalled at the idea, but it is funny to think about someone actually doing something this crazy.

What would you get someone going into rehab? especially for the third time?

Jaw breakers?